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Question: Is this silly enough for supercilious saturday!?
Supercilious Saturday
When I am old, I'll be a grump,
I know I'll do this thing,
I'll walk the graves of those now gone,
I have a song I'll sing!.
It's "I have friends in low places",
I think that it will fit!.
I'll eat tortillas and refried beans,
As by the fire I sit!.
"You are the wind beneath my jeans"
The next song you will hear!.
I don't know which will hurt the most,
Your nose or just your ear!.
My neighbor has a great dane dog,
That dumps in my front yard!.
I'll put it in his front car seat,
That won't be very hard!.
These things I'll do because I'm old,
You'll think me an old fart!.
And through it all you'll grin and say,
Just hush, don't stop his heart!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Yep!!! This poem wins!.!.!.jeans down! Good one, Dondi! Ain't it great to take a day off from serious poetry and just have fun while composing!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
you bypassed "enough" and went straight to extraordinaire,,,
wind beneath my jeans indeed
you've rekindled the gigglesnorts I thought were past,,,
well done, sir, well done indeedWww@QuestionHome@Com
Ahhh Yes ,,,Just Blowin' in the Wind,,,,Well there's one thing WE'RE All Thankful for,,Not being your SHORTS That is,,,,,, WHEW !!!,,,,,,,,And I'll never look at a pair of Jeans the same way again,,,,,Thank YouWww@QuestionHome@Com
Ha ha ha ha !!!!!
I know someone else who has a Great Dane!.!.
Maybe you could scoop!.!.
the poop!.!.!.
and drop it in her bed!.!.!.
If you can stop passing wind long enuff!.!.!.
That might be tuff!.!.!.
He he he he!.!.!.!.!.
More coffee!.!.!.Pleeze !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Laughing out loud HILARIOUS, Dondi!
You ROCK!
!.!.!.!.Wind beneath my jeans! That tops it!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Writing nonsense gives such a freedom!.!.!.!.you can just go where the rhyme takes you!.!.!.and it takes some people to very funny places!.
Made me laugh anywayWww@QuestionHome@Com
I hope it was intended to be ridiculous, because it succeeded!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
That was really very funny!. Dondi, You are a "Fart Smella" Oh I mean
a "Smart Fella"!.Sorry!. Smell you later!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well I enjoyed it especially the play on songs!.!.!. for there people in this world I love best when they say nothing at all!. Fun read Dondi!.
jeans!.!.!. I'll never see a pair the same again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Kudos from one old fart to another!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Very funny Dondi, it cracked me up, yeah this one is good to go!
Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com
!.!.!.but a romantic old fart, Dondi! "What wind wafts up beneath my balcony!? A Fart by any other name!.!.!.!? Too funny~!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I absolutely love it just what we needed this saturday!. Old Farts ROCKWww@QuestionHome@Com