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Question: A nonsense poem!. Will this satisfy Jellz!?
Nonsense, via Jellz, Bob (Mr!. Absurdiverse) and various other insane people
The Tumualtous Acryberd
Have ever attempted to nimble an acryberd with a joffling spade!?
Then listened with niptious glee at the whiffling noise it made!?
Watched it hunt for peevil-crumbs beneath the jovine sea
And wondered at its egretariousness as it wandered home for tea!?
Place your feetling hand in mine, expose your vispose heart
Be assured I will never quish you or upset your doofen cart!.
You and I are soul-mates, we've seen the wonders of the world
These common-folks who're reading this just think we are absurd!.
What they don't know is, that though the world is full of words,
There still aren't enough to describe the tumaltuous acryberd
(For some reason A!Y wanted to put this in Singles and Dating')
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Singles and Dating, hmmm!. More likely law enforcement!. Is it legal now to nimble an acryberd with a joffling spade!?
Besides, if you wattle an Tingryboff with a fornging shovel, you'll find the same results, and avoid prosecution!.
You are adorable, by the way!. :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
good god!.!.i thought my english were good up to now!.!.i like the feeling i get from this, but why these words!.!.once i poet of my country told me that the secret for a good writer or poet is to find the way to express the universal truths like they were everyday talk!.!.i do not translate exactly as he told it but that was the meaning!.!.i will try to find your word on the vocabulary to know what exactly you say, because the meaning i got it and i like it!.!.i hope i am not mistaken!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
The jabbering jambers are kloning penspeians! Looking now for the ctr/alt/addd!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You're right!.!.!.You people ARE insane! Hahaha!
The cleaning fumes may lead to an absurdiverse of my very own!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Because you're HOT, GJill!.!.!.!.Smokin' HOTWww@QuestionHome@Com
Finally people who speak my language and understand me!.!.!.!.
*jumping in stecatic lepsure as I argulise I should not have!.*
** Ow ow Ow!.!.!. ow OW! ** Www@QuestionHome@Com
nuf iz enuf!.!.!.
my websters don't even have those werds!.
how iz I spozd ta no whut it says!?
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I am smitten with your DoubleD cuputh of nonsensical puffontness!. I suppect the whiffling was of flatulent glee from being a gastomental discompulpulation niptucked within in the acrybird!. It's bottom now stained with glassynot stinkmurkmirth!.
I could only stumblon the "t "as I examined the other 25 letters not being sipped!. I reached to place my hand in yours not realizing it was arm wrestling you desired!. No use expositioning my heart, it is a chococartic chaotic mushbag!. My doofon cart was replaced by a noncylcle whose fuel is from a wholehole in the seat!. I thinx we'arve connected by dotverse and are nautically split souljer-maities!. I am so glad we understand each other, !.!.Bobalicious!.
hmm 22 misspelllllings, now 24
!.!.!. and a very nice piece of absurdiverse you have here!.
add: gastomental should of been gastromental!.!.!. sorry for the spelling error!.Www@QuestionHome@Com