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Question: What say to the poem, "Women Shopping, Is Really The Reason Men Get Happy!.!.!.Real Quick!!!"!?
I got a new way of walkin, and
If, that ain't enough!.!.!.I got a new
Way of swinging that'll strut my
Stuff!.!.!.

Called bellydancing!.!.!.
With rings on my fingers, and
Bells on my toes!.!.!.
And new perfume,
Makeup!.!.!.!.that's how it goes!!!

So, hither thee here, thou
Lochinvere!.!.!.uh, first cousin
To Guinevere!.!.!.don'tcha DARE tell
Me infidelity runs in that

Family!.!.!.Oh No!!! Lochinvere be
One superfine MAN!!!!
I'll seduce, and I'll cut loose!.!.!.
Pick him off the floor for

Twenty-four hours of MORE!!!

Moral: Don't say one word about women shopping!. They come

Back with much better attitudes and are!.!.!.HAPPY!!!!!
Which makes their men HAPPY!!!! heheheheheheheeeeeeeee!.!.!.!.!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
happy women,,, happy men,,, leads to,,, well, even more

what a mental image you presented and I ain't speakin' of no shoppin' trippin'

twenty-four hours more seems like a short edited version,,, could that be extended upon request !?

the spectrum of subjects you cover, and do so very well BTW, is just amazing!.

more, more, more

thank you kindlyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hope it's something slinky!. You're going to need it!!

(Go away, Green blob)!!!!

EDIT: His book is on the board!. Submission deadline is Oct!. 15!. I'm buying new shoes!!

EDIT 2: I already have the gown!. Only worn it once and no one who is going to be there has seen it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, shopping does make women happier, and since most of us earn our own money these days, the men should just sit back and be happy with the results!. Excellent poem with an alternately swinging and swaggering style!. Great job, great read, great fun!Www@QuestionHome@Com

My window shopping and shopping for shopping's sake is past at last!
There was a time it killed some ills! of spats!. LoL good view of what to
do if you got the blues and some green to waste on you!. yet the glow
passes quicker with the after burn!.

Fun poem!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Elys , you forgot to mention Healthy! Shopping makes you happy and healthy! The longer you shop the healthier you become! LOL Yeah you can tac that part on too! Love it, great poem, great comments!
Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com

A happy wifey leads to a gratefully happy hubby who in turn they have very ,very happy children ,,,Hell even the the family Mutt is happy ,,,The neighbors think your so happy that you must be doing drugs,,,,Wifey MUST go shopping more often ,,,, Www@QuestionHome@Com

If she ain't happy, we ain't happy!.!.!.!.!.What a bargain !!! Now, can we expect an updated avatar anytime soon!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Interesting but I'm single!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I hate shopping, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy your poem!
Good morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com

OK!.
Yes!.
Stay happy!.

You Lil Vixen !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

They like it more when I buy for them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmm!. slinky or vamp or Cinderella froufrou You'll be the belle of the ball!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes liked the poem!.

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style!.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild!.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild!.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed!.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused!.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side!.

!.!.!.does anyone want to buy my book!.!.!. sigh!.!.!. it's only a quarter and I'm nekkid in the introduction page!.!.!. don't worry it's an old pic, not old me!.

all proceeds go toward curing breast cancer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com