Would this be a nice Christmassy idea?

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No more Sherry on the Mantelpiece, keep the carrots for the stew!.

The greatest gift, I ever bought
Has saved me thousands of pounds
And knocked some time and effort off
Poor Santa’s busy rounds

I bought it for myself one year
A real-life Starting Gun
I opened it on Christmas Eve
For my un-festive fun!.

And as the kids were sleeping tight
In dreams of yuletide glory
I made my way out to the shed
To help re-write the story!.

I took my pistol from it’s box
And popped in one fresh cartridge
Instilled with glee, that in MY pear tree
There would be no trace of Partridge!

The kids woke hard, when they heard the great bang!.
(While I tiptoed back quickly, inside with such stealth)
Whereupon, I was graced with the PRESENTS of mind
To inform them that Santa, had just topped himself!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Sick of the commericalism of Xmas!? Then this product is for YOU!.

Traumatise your kids forever, this year, with the all-new "Santa Is Not Alive" Conspiracy Theory!. (SIN ACT) (Gun and ammo sold separately)

PS Kids, no actual Santas were hurt in the making of this poem!. Guns are not good!. Some parents are not good either!.

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i don't think it's a great idea for kids!.!.!. but for some people that want something that isn't ordinary this is perfect !.!.!.!. good for you ~!.^Www@QuestionHome@Com

I thought this was very funny, but not something I would share with young impressionable kids (of course) Older kids would think this was funny!
Nice job, i did enjoy it!

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Now here's something different! A night before Christmas to remember!
This was fun!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

An anti-Santa ballad! First one I have ever read!. In these fragile economic times, it DOES seem like a good idea!Www@QuestionHome@Com