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Question: The worst poem you've ever heard!?
I'm constantly being deleted
but never have I been defeated
I always come back
to face the attack
and see the violations repeated!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


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i love it!! you're my inspiration ; )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe!. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria!. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off!. Grunthos is reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain!.

The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth!.



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Be fly,
Don't get high!

LOL not sure if that's a poem, but here's one:

My life is a dump it really is sad,
Like how I changed from good to bad!.
I lived it all from dealing drugs to attending fights,
It really is overrated, its only fun for a night!.
When you experience it yourself you'll realize it’s a pain,
Something that stays in you that can make you go insane!.
I still remember all the dumb things that I did,
I now realize that it isn't really worth it!.
You could only be a gangster for only so long,
Don't be gangster because its wrong!.
Please ask yourself if it is worth it,
I can answer this it never did!.

But I totally vote for the one above me, that's so lame it's funny! =]]Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too bad - we have to fight - for the right!. It is not that vile things are written - but just a notation of one's expression!. One or two people - seem to control here!. Mirror of life - I guess!. But fight on - for we must have our heroes too!. The worst poem - I've ever heard - is one of defeat and subjugation ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I know a young lady called Vera
I've never see anyone queerer
Her face is a wreck -
Like a bomb's hit her neck -
And she daren't even look in a mirror!

That's gotta be the worst poem I've ever written, nevermind heard!. Still, it only took less than two minutes to write!. What d'ya expect!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would have to agree with Dave on this one!. It sounds like a witty Limerick to me!. And the message is clear and right on!. Each day I try to check my contact list for those nasty trolls ,and to see if I have any more little Buks running around on my page!. !. I can always depend on the fact that you will return, and as John Paul Jones said" I have just begun to fight"!.!.!.I think the Yampster is over his furry little head on this one!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Deletions are the highest form of flattery here!.!.!.The offenders just can't stand to see the "good stuff" getting posted, while their drivel is getting roasted!.!.!.!.But Buk!.!.!.!.Is there not a jealous beau or two, that may have it out for you, with the words of Love you spew, might have bad thoughts they'd like to do !!!!!! Hank sleeps well with you at the helm, my manWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hell no !!! ,,,It's all true your words ,,My thought is ,,,If someone deletes your work,,,,, It means You are better then the one doing the deleting,Jealousy,,,The Green Eyed Monster is a nasty Mo-Fo,,,And those so-called poets that delete another poets poems ,,Must have a learning dis-order of the highest MagnaTUDE,,,,,,Thanks,,,edit It shows your mettle,,,And that is shining brightWww@QuestionHome@Com

It was a while back and made no sense what so ever!. I thought it was terrible, but to spare the persons feelings I said it was okay!. Not any of my friends, just someone on the board!. And I'm getting these in the mail, wow!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hey, Buk, that was the BEST poem I've ever heard in terms of taking the words right out of my very own mouth!

See that ma right above me!? They got her, but here I am right back!.!.!.
you taught me right, too, ya know!

maWww@QuestionHome@Com

It's actually a limerick, there, ol' buddy!.

And it does tell a tale
Of a contact we know so well!.
He can be witty & charming,
Even callous without harming,
And has many friends here without fail!.

That one was worser than yers!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

this is not even close to the worst,,, light years away in fact

arbitrary deletion is a crime of the worst sort,,, so, here's to you crime fighter, a glass raised high in saluteWww@QuestionHome@Com

Worst poem!? Let's see!.!.!.!.
do the words bleed!?
is it HONEST!?
Did it elicit a response!?

Yes, yes, yes!.!.!.!.
and the response is:
THAT'S MY BOY!!!!

Go get 'em, Buk!

MaWww@QuestionHome@Com

It can make a good rap song!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

suspended 3 times
like walking over mines
still we come back
make another track
violated again
you,re not alone friend!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hey, that's MY song!. We've got something in common after all!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a young man named Buk
Who seemed not to have any luck
He tried to emote
But whenever he wrote
The Machine always said, "yes, you suck!."
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Well it aint this one!. You actually made your words rhyme!.It was precise and very well written and a dang true story for you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

s
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oes
toes
matoes
tomatoes
matoes
toes
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No the worst would be something I would write! !.!.!.!.!.!. I take that back because I can't even write bad poetry! Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't know what is the worst poem I've ever heard but I like this one!. It's simple, true, and it rhymes!. LOL!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A lot of deleting going on today too!. It is quite discouraging when we know it is uncalled for, Guess all one can do is Keep Posting!Www@QuestionHome@Com

No not the worst but maybe the shortest!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am dismayed
at words so frayed
Violated too!?
Must make you blue
especially reading
my tur-dy goo!

Do I get a vote for that!? lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

Bravo darlin!.!.!.!.!.?Www@QuestionHome@Com

The yamster never sleeps!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cool poem and it's so true! Not the worst at all!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Keep coming back! We have to win, and you inspire us to do just that!
Great Poem!
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No!. Definitely not this one!. This poem is gr8!
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I actually thought that was pretty goodWww@QuestionHome@Com

I've heard alot worseWww@QuestionHome@Com