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Question: What say to "Dinosaurs And Coffee!.!.!.Repercusions Of Historical Mistakes!!!" pome!?
There's dinosaurs out
This morning!! Look out
The window!.!.!.trumpeting,
Clumping in the trees!.!.!.
WHOA!! Whatchoo talkin
Bout at this hour of!.!.!.uh,
Uh!.!.!.NONSENSE, huh!?
T-Rexes a'huntin!
Good, lettum hunt!.!.!.McDonald's
Down the road!.!.!.Outback too!.
NO, numbskull, they be
Out the backyard!
They're making swimming pools, now go
Fillum up with COFFEE, so I can take a
Dip!!!!.!.!.!.Uh, you'd swim with dinosaurs
About!?!?!? Bubba, to wake up at this here
LATE hour of morning!.!.!.!.YES!!! Toss in
A Klondyke Bar too!.!.!.and, for your
Indelible, edible, incredible, insufferable
INFORMATION, Bubba!.!.!.dem Dinos
Wouldn't mess with me when I first
Wake UP!!! Once upon that WRONG
History, they messed with me before
My morning COFFEE!.!.!.!.all dem
Paleontologists say a COMET gottem!.!.!.
HA!!! WRONG!!! So bring on dat
COFFEE!.!.!.QUICK!!! Ya want my
Neighbors to extinct themselves TOO!?!?!?
It's hard to wake up this LATE
Morning!.!.!.but gotta do a
Good Morning! Good Morning!!!
To you!.!.!.ya'llses!.!.!.all ya'll!!!!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Here's what scares me!.!.!.!.
I'm starting to really understand these morning poems from you!!!!
Too funny!
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Whatever you do!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Don't wake Snidely up!.!.!.!.!.
He's got one 'ell of a headache after his "Welcome Home" party
from his return of the Pacific Rim tour last nite!.
I don't think he'll ever be the same!.
He's been a feather duster, a dirt buster and a kitchen muster!.!.!.
!.!.!.now!.!.!.after his trip he's gained a different lustre!.!.!.!.
He will shine again but it will take some time after the culture shock he went through!.
His "newfound" knowledge has been very humbling!.
Pizza Time !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
OMG! And I thought it was just me, when I oversleep & don't have my coffee!
Love your poems, errr, pomes!.
Thanks for the chuckle!.
Don't ya just love drivin' that spell check crazy!?
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I knew it had to be something more than just a little rock!. Ely without her caffeine can cause galactic chaos!.
Ok, this is the 4th time trying to answer!. Maybe this one will take!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
OMG Not again them there Dinosaurs are loose again!?!?!? Oh No be right back gonna check my roof!
Great Poem Elys just kind of wondering ---what's in your wallet I mean coffee! LOL
Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com
How fantastic chaos !Www@QuestionHome@Com
Where's that Drama Queen Snidely!.!.!.!.did he come in here!.!.!.!.he barffed all over my bed!.!.!.!.the little sh*t!.!.!.!.!.
He's got a cleanup in the bedroom to do!.!.!.!.
And the bathroom too !!!!
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Shhhh!.!.!.Ya'll be careful here!.!.!.Let her sleep is my advice!.!.That is at least until she beez nice!.!.!.again!.!.!.Meowww!.!.Here kitty kitty!.!.!.OWWWWWWww@QuestionHome@Com
Loved the twist!. Always wondered what made them go away! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Glad you are home safe!. That'll teach them to mess with you!Www@QuestionHome@Com