I was bitten by the most Evil creature on God's grand earth and the Devil

Question: I was bitten by the most Evil creature on God's grand earth and the Devil's Haiku tells the Truth of the beast!?

The nocturnal crawl
seeking bite and blood of man
spider's suicide!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I don't have an answer, just two questions:
Why isn't Earth capitalized!? And, did you squash it!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Earth, the proper noun
Denied its rightful name
Was saved from ignomy
By Mixtli,
Who dived in to save its fame!.
Buk a little miffed by this
Decided on a reposte
I expect very shortly, Mixtli
Will tell him to get!.!.!.!.!.!.

Poor little spider!.!.!.what's a little bite from a tarantula in the great scheme of things!.!.!.I'm glad I number you as a friend!.!.!.!.!.we are talking about a spider, I take it!?
Edit!. don't know why I put -dot,dot,dot!.!.!.it isn't exactly a swear word! (I'm a strange person)Www@QuestionHome@Com

I prefer Robin William's version!.

Little spider on the wall,
ain't you got no sense at all!?
Don't you know the wall's been plastered!?
Get off the wall you little spider!.

Keep trying, you may yet get lucky and produce a good one!.

(Took your advice about the train, but it broke when it bounced off of me!.) Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well that could be that spider that kills it's mate!.
Only are you talking about a spider !? Or is this
a Metaphor !? Hummmmm, Your sentence got me
i like people who write like this, makes the sensitive
lazy matter do a little work!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine !
Feels at each thread, and lives along the line!.

All are but parts of one stupendous whole,
Whose body nature is, and God the soul!.

(from An Essay on Man - Alexander Pope)

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http://upload!.wikimedia!.org/wikipedia/co!.!.!.

Next time, have a cup of Joe with the beast!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

a smokers blues,with an eight legged crawl back to humanity!.in the night,the spiders bite,the blood of man,no delightWww@QuestionHome@Com

very nice, Buky!. This is a far cry from the way you formerly got the word out re: your anguished writings, on the walls of the bathroom stalls!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I can't understand it!. I can't even understand the people who can understand it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very nice!. Your own composition!?

I love haikus!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I TOLD Sister to stop putting spiders in your computer room!

Spider's suicide, Buk's triumph!.

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'Huh'!? Why did you wake me!? Oh it's you, Buk!. 'yawn' Nice poem!. G'nightWww@QuestionHome@Com

Spider is now doomed
by a man who was bitten
nothing but an ash!.

I hate spiders!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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I got it! A Ku is just a Ku!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Now, why would any spider want to bite you!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

tra la la la la have a nice dayWww@QuestionHome@Com

When you smashed it, how many times did you knock !?Www@QuestionHome@Com

That sucks!Www@QuestionHome@Com

i can't stand those buggers!. oops they are not bugs but i do swat at them!. pretty good for a nice guy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I didn't know Hilary had eight legs!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too deep for me!. Who can get into the mind of a genius!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

such fear for a big manWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'm with Tyler on this one!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

poor little spider
just looking for a new home
found one in heavenWww@QuestionHome@Com