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Question: Help !? Ti Prego !!?

I've found a new talent!.!.!.!. called poetry!.

My problem is I can't seen to keep my underwear on when I get past the first stanzas!. Even worse, I start doing weird stuff when I get to the couplets!.

How can I write my poetry and still be!.!. well, dressed at least!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Listen, don't panic!. I assume you mean when you're writing the poetry, the thong comes off after the first stanza!.
Here's what I do:
I start with the tong wrapped tightly around my sack!.
As I write, I feel it loosen up a bit, but I push on through, laying down the lines, knowing full well that if I make a sudden move towards the thong I could lose one of my nuts forever!. Just when I thing it's going to pop like a cold grape, I slam down the last few words, celebrating the fact that my thong is still attached and I have remained well dressed throughout the entire process!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Stay naked and write poetry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Write with audience! big one!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm a little aroused and it frightens me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oooh, I'll sit back and you can read it to me!.!.!.

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I'd be like!.!. nude

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Just carry on with what your doing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.your driving us women crazy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.x
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