Write me a poem about being itchy. Best poem gets 10 pts!?

Question: Write me a poem about being itchy!. Best poem gets 10 pts!!?
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

After I scratched my arm,
I had to scratched my hand,
And after that was satisfied,
My calf cried for attention and

My back where I couldn't reach it
Would have loved a little scrutch,
So I did my best by swatting at
A place I could not touch!.

And when that went I found the arch
On the bottom of my foot
Itched like seven devils,
But I couldn't undo my boot,

I swore that never again
Would I go near poison oak!.
I don't mind watching someone itch,
But for me it is no joke!.
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Im itchy!.

Down my body!.
Everywhere it itches!.
Kinda scary!.

Its red and bumpy!.
Moist and lumpy!.

Now its bleeding!.
And more of the burning!.

I wish I wasn't so damn clumsy!.
Cause I fell in poison ivy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

aarrgh! that itch!
it's a *****, that itch

crawling, scitching, burning, scream - aarrgh!
(almost as insistent as a bee sting)

that itch, that !. !. !.
ahhh
ahh
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better than sexWww@QuestionHome@Com

The itch that didn;t go away!.

It was like a spark!.

Before I knew it it was all over!.
Everywhere!.

Sooner then I knew it had grown!.!.!. that's it!.
The itch was here and it was too late!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

it crept up my spine,
and down my chest,
i tried to scratch,
i did my best!.

but my best didn't cut it,
and now i have this itch!.
this unscratchable thing,
is really a *****!.

haha there ya goWww@QuestionHome@Com