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Question: Can you walk the walk or talk the talk!?
Brother Lee Love was a preacher
Evangelist by trade
It would take a leap of faith
To believe how much he made!
The punters rolled in two by two
And 4x4's as well
The cash tills singing Songs of Praise
To keep their souls fom Hell
Now Brother Lee was on the stage
And he was raising Cain
Lifting the audience to the skies
And swooping down again
The crowd were swaying side to side
They all loved Brother Lee
His eyes lit up, his face aglow
Said," Bring your sins to me!"
So Norman on his crutches came,
Stuttering Steven too
And there before the Altar said
" We place our faith in you!"
So Brother Lee beseeched the crowd
To pray for Norm and Steve
And sending them behind a screen
He told them to BELIEVE!.
Brother Lee then turned around
And faced the wide-eyed crowd
Tipped back his head and raised his arms
And prayed to GOD out loud
"Give Norman back his legs to walk,
Oh Lord to You we pray!"
Then turning to the screen he cried,
" Throw your sticks away!"
"Unlock Steve's tongue, let words run free,
Oh Lord we thee beseech!"
Then turning to the screen he said,
" Steve, bless us with your speech!"
The congregation held it's breath,
A fly stopped in mid-hover!.!.!.!.
And from behind the screen was heard
"N-N-Norman's f-f-fallen o-over!"
Thank you and goodnight!
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shades of Peter Popoff and the myriad others!.!.!.it would be funnier if I did not see so many of my patients sending in their last and only discretionary monies to become "prayer partners", trying to buy a miracle!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Amen and Hallelujah Brother! Didn't you hear Steve say that!? Can I hear an Amen!? And the crowd shouted, "Amen!" as the two men were quietly ushered out with the former church worker from behind the screen!. I don't know which is worse, the preacher or the true believers!. A lot of that in my line of work!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You captured this topic, Kudos!
You would think all would learn after the Bakers, and a few others!.
Certainly puts a damper on those that do good, like Salvation Army,
for one!.
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very interesting!.!.!.you did alright 7/10
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Very funny!. Sometimes I enjoy watching televangelists!. There is no end to peoples' credulity!.
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Brother Foggisan
ye of little faith
be careful here
Brother Lee watching
and he has the canes!
A fun look at the "evangelists" that live well, preying on people as they pray!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Did you know that the Reverend Al Sharpton's first gig was at the age of 9, as "The Boy Evangelist" on the Michael Jackson tour!? True story!.Www@QuestionHome@Com