How about a poem called Cereal Killer?

Question: How about a poem called Cereal Killer!?

Cereal Killer
by Semper Fi Reborn

Put out an APB
I'm notorious!
Honeycombs I'm home!
I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
And bad to the bone
I got the shakes
There's Corn in my Flakes
Somebody call Kellogg
Tell him put on the breaks

On certain days of the year
My cereals they scare me
Count Chocula comes
And he brings Boo Berry
Still Frankenberry likes to
Sneak around back
One year I got startled
And he got Dig 'Em Smacked!

He fell with a Snap
And a Crackle
And a Pop
Someone call a cop
When will this
Cereal Killing stop!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I'll never forget that moment, in bootcamp, when the CC shouted, "Who shitt in your cornflakes!!?!" How was I supposed to not laugh!?

50 push-ups, then 50 more because I was still laughing, then 10 more because I forgot to ask for permission to stand!. 110, the most push-ups I ever did at once, all over cornflakes!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love a wee bit of humor to start my morn!.!.!. I do have one question!.!.!. with all this talk of cereal where's the milk!? Without it you kill the taste of the cereal!. I'm going to have an egg sandwich and ponder the fate of the chicken that was never born!.!.!. I eat lots of eggs!.!.!. OMG, I'm a cereal killer and a serial killer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I swear you have exceeded almost all the other poets here!. You have honed your skills to where you can take on of the most ordinary of things!.!.!.!.breakfast cereal and make a comical and enjoyable poem!. You are a genius!!! I loved it and and it's lunchtime and guess what I'm having!.!.!.!.!.Captain Crunch!.!.!.!.I just remembered there's some in the cupboard!!! I guess I'll eat some and become a cereal killer too!!!!
Peace & Love :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, how about it!? :)
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
It's extra funny to me because people say my last name sounds like Cereal!. So now they call me Stefanie Cereal, Stefanie ate my Cereal, Stefanie the Cereal Killer!.!.!.

It's amazing! :)
I think I'll star this one!.

Answer mine!?
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Forget the giggle!.!.!.that was an all out, rip roaring, breath stealing belly laugh!. You are just so adorable!. I love it!.!.!.my kids are going to love it too!. Thank you for a happy morning!.

* Bob, you can relax!.!.!.there are no baby chickens in those eggs!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sugar Pops,who said you were a flake!.From the answers you received I would milk it for all it is worth!.Your bran of humour is contagious!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny and creative!.

You have a way of taking everyday life and elevating it in humor!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

AWSOME!!!!! I am so seriously laughing right now!. Great job, very unique and creative!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Silly rabbit!
This poem TOTAL-ly tickles every fiber of my bran- I mean brain!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Tony the Tiger did it!. When asked about it, his only comment was, "Because it's GREAT!"
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Lol!. That brightened up the afternoon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha loved it funny unique and totally made me thinkWww@QuestionHome@Com

I LOVE it! Thanks for a new outlook on cereal, and the big laugh!
You never cease to amaze!.

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Semper!.!.!.so serious here!? Depressed, too much sugar!? lol A great read, my compliments!. This is a keeper!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

(crunch, crunch, crunch,!.!.what did you say!?!.!.!.crunch crunch!.!.)

way cool S!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are on a serious sugar rush!!! My ribs hurt again!.!.!.I'm sticking to the oatmeal!.!.!.or better yet eggs!Www@QuestionHome@Com