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SOME WORDS ON GOD TAKEN FROM “THE 2, 548 BEST THINGS EVER SAID” BY ROBERT BYRNE: “If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints!.” Alfonso the Wise c!.1250 A!.D!. “The gods play games with men as balls!.” Titus Maccius Plautus c!.200 B!.C!.E!. “He was a wise man who invented God!.” Plato c!.400 B!.C!.E!. “Plato was a bore!.” Nietzsche c!. 1875 A!.D!. ***** Www@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: My neighbor had a flat on her car, and wanted to know if I could help her with it!. I told her I'd be happy to if she would just back her car up until the flat spot was on top!. When I went out, she had nearly ruined the tire by backing nearly half a block down the street trying to get the flat part up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Nietzsche had the belief that nothing has any importance, that life lacks purpose, and that God was dead; he died with his arms wrapped around a horse while trying to save the poor steed!.!.!. Later he was reincarnated (he believed in such things) and played linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, his name was Ray!.!.!. he was quoted as saying "I'll show that Butkus what a real linebacker can do!." This proves my point that even after your dead, even though you say life has no importance; there's always football!. I'm now returning you back from the way back machine, Mr!. Peabody,!.!. and the days of fractured fairytales!.Www@QuestionHome@Com God was walking in the garden of Eden with Eve, she asked him why he had given her three ****!. God then removed one and asked if this was better!. Yes said Eve!. Some days later Eve was walking with God and mentioned she was lonely, God explained he could make her a companion using a part of her body and then mused " OK so what did i do with that useless tit!?"Www@QuestionHome@Com Farmer are you accusing TD of being minus his marbles until 2008!? I've only know TD (not in the biblical sense, you understand) since February 2008 !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.so I would be very intersted to see how he functioned before 2008!.!.!.!.!.was he a bit weird then!? Until Robert Byrne has spent time on A!Y Poetry he cannot possible select the 2,548 best things ever said!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I've been making great strides towards my newest invention--I call it "The Lever"; I'm making it out of a common household item called a butter-knife!. It's going be a huge success when rabbit ears start selling good again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I love the last exchange between Plato and Nietzsche!. If they had access to the Internet, Nietzche would probably not have waited 2,275 years to post his answer!. Www@QuestionHome@Com I looked for user "Nietzsche c!. 1875 A!.D!." so I could report his answer, but I couldn't find him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I invented the flat!.Www@QuestionHome@Com "here are some more marbles TD"!.!. God /2008 A!.D!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com You are a wheel that needs no grease! neonman But, bring plenty of grease to move the wheels in Chicago! neonmanWww@QuestionHome@Com "Nietzsche is dead!." Aug 25th 1900!. GodWww@QuestionHome@Com Spoke like a true inventor!. I wheelie mean it!. Www@QuestionHome@Com |