What do you do when the family says you have to go?

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I like Doctors from a distance!.

Cure me Doc

Forgive me, I thought I had to kneel!.
After all, isn’t this the place to confess,
for all my bodily transgressions,
my too many drinks, the extra portions,
exercising excuses that always excused!?

Oh, you mean the blood work tells that
and what I managed to get in the cup!?
And to think, I made some notes, damn!
Yes, my ancestors all died, oh, how you ask!?
Other than old age I guess a couple of
heart attacks, stroke or two, dementia,
you know, the typical stuff, nothing fancy!.

Bend over you say!? Come now Doc…
Just because I haven’t seen a Doc in seven,
ain’t this a bit extreme, how about an x-ray!?
More tests you say, a colonoscopy too!?
Can’t I just have a pill and I will go away!?

Cure me Doc, cure me the easy way…
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This is hyterically funny to me, especially as I just had a physical and I gave my doc the same lines! As a nurse, I know they're needed, as a patient; "oh no, you are not going to that to me!, unless you very heavily sedate"Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Hi!",
Funny, Sad and Ironic is the potion cure within this poem, Nothing any better to cure the pain than Herbal life Organically grown in the back yard, full of Vitality, Glee, slight side effects of psychosis!. but as long as you know where your green house is, Than all is fine and free from pain and contains less chemicals than a prescribed pill and with less effects!. Got too be better for you!

Well done on your poem!.
Cheers : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Funny and pathetic at the same time!. Love the line "Yes, my ancestors all died!"

I have no sympathy for you!. Women have babies -- OUR war stories and the model for comparison to any other kinds of pain or examinations!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love the reference to confession! Oooh, the guilt, the facial flush!

Hope you got a positive from negatives if you follow me!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It does seem most men neglect going to doctors, My husband was one of the world's worst! and lied about pain when he got there!. Oh,
well, "Just do it" Fare well!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I've reached the same stage in my life!. Fun, isn't it!?!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thank you for putting some humor into my situation!. I have to see a doctor once a year due to a restriction put on my drivers license because of seizures, and this year (because of my insurance changing) I had to get a new doc!. She has to start from scratch of course, so I had to go through all the MRI's and CT scans and the what not again!. This time they want to relieve some pressure by gutting my sinuses and unsmashing my nose!. I'm having surgery tomorrow and I have to ask: Can't I just have a pill to make me go away!?

Can I show this poem to my doctor!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yeah,Yeah Doc ,,,Drugs are the answer ,,,No tests needed You know the funny little blue,pills,,,,They always worked before !.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com