What would the best poetic response be in this situation?

Question: What would the best poetic response be in this situation!?

Scenario: A person parked illegally in your Car Space!. You only have enough time to leave a poetic note under the windscreen wiper!. What would you write!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

You came, you saw, you took my space,
And for this crime, you have to face,
The Marshall!.!.!. who was more than willing,
To tow your car and defer billing!
His eyes lit up with dollar signs
While calculating all your fines!
He'll get a third of all you owe
And will be rolling in your dough!
The towers too will get their fee
And go out on a shopping spree!
So next time look before you leap
And stay out of my space you CREEP!Www@QuestionHome@Com

It is a sweet insult! LOL

No vulgarity!. You are smart and sweet!. You lucky gal!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

FREE CAR
YOU TOW AWAYWww@QuestionHome@Com