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Question: Bathrooom poem!. !. !. !.
Guys when you go to the restroom
please keep this in mind
we girls keep falling when you forget
which is most of the time

You forget to put the lid down and rarely flush
There's no game on tv so why all the rush!?
We find ourself sitting onto a wide gaping hole
then finding myself to be wet and this problem out of control

So remember to wipe the mess
and place down the lid
before we fall in again
and call you a kid

lol my friend and i were just messing around and wrote this poem!. i know pretty bad but o well!. Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
haha, gonna use this poem on my bro! but i am adding this line-if you sprinkle when you go tinkle please be neat, and just Wipe the dang seat!

haha, u r soooo poetic! lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

It is so awesome! Words can not describe how much I love it! You should get it published!. also, be sure to check spelling, punctuation, and pretty much all that!. You are so poetic! I mean it rhymes so fluently! Well, good luck and don't get irate or melancholy if you get rejected for your poem because there are a lot of publishing companies around! So, keep your hopes up high and then let go of it and fly! Good luck!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This poem makes much sense
and its true
the guys should realize there are
girls around
So put the lid down after you are done
would that really be too much of an effort!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

ha thats hiliraious!. i will totally tell this to my nephew!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

that is soooooo funny!.
u ought to enter it into a humorous poems contest!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My Favorite!?

Here I sit,
Broken hearted
Hoping to poop!.
But only farted!

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