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Question: What think you of Spell Checker Morning!?
So let the Morning Special
Shine a light on me, you, us!.!.!.
There go Miss Lucy!.!.!.see
Her man in jail!.!.!.whoa!!!!

Hmm!.!.!.it looks like you
Have a lot of punctuation!.!.!.!.
We'uns gonna get tested
On dat punctuate today!.!.!.whoa!!!

Commas, commas everywhere
And not a splice in sight!.!.!.
Leave me A-LONE!.!.!.I be
Travelin Electric Avenue!.!.!.

Gotta take you higher!.!.!.!.

Countin cigarettes and
Smokin Capt!. Kangaroo!.!.!.
CHORUS: So don't tell
Me!.!.!.I've nuthin to do!.!.!.

It's good to see me, you, us,
Know I look a fright! So gimme,
Gimme, gimme a man after
Midnight!.!.!.Mama Mia!!!!

Gotta see the ocean, life's
Explosion!.!.!.Move on!.!.!.how I
Treasure every minute, every
Hour!.!.!.Move On!.!.!.!.

Into Friday!!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
freedom is seeked and accomplished!.!.!.!. well done


i feel u were wearing a loose long white dress and the air is everywhere when your window is open!. your hair is flying with some of your paperWww@QuestionHome@Com

There are sooo < just for yahoo, many good humours answers to your halarious morning poem, this is going to hard to choose just one!
Now I am stumped for words, one question--you did this without coffee is amazing, just what is in those Capt Kangaroo cigarettes besides the usuall tobbaco could it be wacky tobbacky!? Just wondering if your having and extra special good morning ! Cheers! Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning to you, all!

Electronic Ave!. on Yahoo
clearly just a sham!.!.!.
each time I ask or answer
I wind up in their jam!

With spelling checks on Yahoo
a writer can't be free
to simply ask or answer
without that quite annoying Yahoo flea!

So now I go a'wandering
along the Yahoo path
with dictionary and time out
neatly placed in side my pack!

New song for my new day!
I'd like to dedicate this moment to Yahoo!.!.!.and their unending search for new ways to piss everybody off! Oops! Is it time for a coffee break yet!?


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TGIF ! the countdown to the 5 o'clock whistle has begun

What a most excellent way to start the day

a bit of spoof,,, a touch of tongue in cheek mockery,,,

plus a few selected tunes just to jump start this grand and glorious day,,,

So don't tell
Me!.!.!.I've nuthin to do!.!.!.


Ya'llses have a most interesting day while working on dat chain gangWww@QuestionHome@Com

I always trust you!. Yahoo calls quotation marks "a lot of punctuation!." What is WRONG with those programmers!?

Someone should also "shine a light" on the Yahoo grammarians!.

Your Morning Poem shines!. Good Morning to you and the Bridge!.

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Good Friday Maunin' to ya !!!',,,,Electric Avenue is a good one ,,,Only Electric Avenue doesn't have COFFEE CAFE'S on it,,,,,,,,,,,,It seems that spell check
imploded after reading yours ,,,Have a Great Weekend All !!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can't leave you with 13 answers!. What about creating a large wastebasket, into which we sweep all those little goodies!.!.!.eraser, bulb and the like!.

Hopefully this morning is going to be a good one!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yahoo is always telling me I use too much punctuation - LOL!. And misspelling(s)!. Yahoo is obsessive-compulsive and needs to see a specialist !!! I'm hoppin' on the Electric Avenue !.!.!. Good Morning to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Since the tip says I am to be as specific as possible in answering: Good one! GFM to you!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Interesting play on words!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The light bulb, the giant eraser and I love your good morning poems!
Good morning!
(WOW! You didn't mention coffee once! Hahaha!)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ooooooooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOL! I bet smellchecker had a fit!

Oops! It looks like you have a lot of humour!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, the speller is having fits this AM!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

GM to you too, just used SC, and I at fault missed a "D" for do!
Lively words you wrote!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Man dat's some craszy crazy rhyme schemin'!.!.!.Hoo-Lawd!.!.I wanna get me in on summa dat par-tay!!.!.!.Now simma down now!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can I cash those spell checks anywhere, or just at the Yahoo bank!.
And do they give free toasters to toast trolls with!.
Good Morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

it is a good morning as long as i don't see it flash before my eyesWww@QuestionHome@Com

Wow!.!.!.!.!.a winner for sure!!!!! (I'm purposely using as much punctuation as I possibly can, lol)!.!.!.Some great music in there!.!.!.!.!.hope you're having a great Friday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com