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Question: What think you of this real phone call!.!.!.uh, and answer!?
Ring!
Ah, someone calls to
Welcome me home!.!.!.
"Hello!" Breathless!.
"This is Charter Communication!.!.!.
Is this Mrs!. Bridge!?"

"No ma'am!. We're not married,
Just living together!.
Tense!."Www@QuestionHome@Com


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this is the kind of language i understand!.
i really really like this Ely!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Funny passage!. Yeah people tender be not quite awake that time of the morning!. Is it a span-king new bridge or an old one!?

You could have said "no ma'am, we just lift togther"!.

By the way, how are Lloyd, Jeff and Beau these days!?

Edit: apologies: I just have to get this modified joke out of my system
A termite walks into Charter Communication and says "where's the Bridgetender!?"!.
(ok so the bridge is made of steel, if it had been in Madison County this would have been funny!.!.!.!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

What I would have given - to see the face - of the person on the other side of the phone line!. Dry humor is hard enough to comprehend when face to face - much less - when over the phone!. What a great laugh - thanks ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

So, can, you know, like, do it really fast and pretend you're clapping for the pretty boats!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Push Push
Bayou LaFourche

2 long whistles
The tug barked at her
Not yet cher

Hooked again
Darn telemarketer

Ain't love grand !!!
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Funny!

I suppose one could toss in brothers Beau and Jeff, all move to central Iowa and become the Bridges of Madison County!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny!. Charter Communication is very nosy!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haa!.!.!.I love it! "!.!.!.just living together!.!.!." LOL!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This was "Bridge over Troubled Water" for me tonight, Thanks, Elys!Www@QuestionHome@Com

<----- SMILEWww@QuestionHome@Com

Good answer and don't be so tense!.!.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Love at a bridge!. Does it rise or fall!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is too funny!. You're my first and last laugh of the day!Www@QuestionHome@Com

hee hee, oh, my, that is so funny! Yes, thank you, ElysWww@QuestionHome@Com