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Position:Home>Poetry> What would you trade your cat for?Question: What would you trade your cat for!? A Gracie pome by C!.S!. Scotkin Gracie, mah sugah kitty, here’s a li’l Southern ditty, you break one more lamp, mah pretty, I’m trading you for a li’l bitty gator!. Www@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Ma beloved, Oh I do declare with those Beautiful big eyes and that long, lucious hair So graceful and sleek When you move that wistful mouth to speak my knees go weak You meet me At the end of a day never a harsh word only love coming my way What's that, what you say!? No silly cat There's no way! You are NOT having my dinner! Now shut those pleading eyes this second! All right! just one!.!.!.!. Cats 1 human 0 Well done CS! Www@QuestionHome@Com Whoopee is the best-behaved cat who has ever owned me!. Aside from being jealous of the computer and whining for a few minutes every time I sit down to open it, she's an angel!. Give me Gracie for a few days; maybe she needs to be taught a few things! Www@QuestionHome@Com Poor Gracie! In disgracie! All my cat years, never had one break anything!. Now my dogs!.!.!.well, that's a bit of a different answer!. Now, having both (though not together as yet) believe they'd like to break one another!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Leon broke a piece of art glass by Tapio Wirkkala!. We almost had cat stew for dinner that night!. If I had not bought the thing at a yard sale for fifty cents!.!.!.my Antiques Roadshow moment, shattered on the only hard floor in the entire house!.Www@QuestionHome@Com lol you and your cat stories, they always make me laugh or smile!. Well at least your cat isn`t making potty on your blankey!. Yupper thats what my cat did, and guess what!.!.!.!.!? The vet said he suffered from anxiety; isn`t it bad enough I suffer from it!!Www@QuestionHome@Com That, or call your local loup garoux!. I can hook you up with a guy who has gators if you so desire!. (Kidding)!. I love this poem, and I wish you luck with your lamps and feline mischief makers!. Www@QuestionHome@Com I cannot remember how many times my cat broke something of mine--My sister took a liking to him, so he now calls her place home :) Its a cute poem, I am doing it in a sourthern accent right nowWww@QuestionHome@Com A cat you may love but a dog!.!.!.man's truest friend goes gets the paper! Funny little rhyming piece you penned!. I sticking with my dog!Www@QuestionHome@Com My cat my cat My gosh your fat Www@QuestionHome@Com Cute poem! I love my cat (3 in the house, only one "mine") so much, I wouldn't trade her unless someone offered me 'a brand new car' for her!.!.!.!.!.!.LOL!!Www@QuestionHome@Com |