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Question: What would you trade your cat for!?

A Gracie pome
by C!.S!. Scotkin


Gracie, mah sugah kitty,
here’s a li’l Southern ditty,
you break one more lamp, mah pretty,
I’m trading you for a li’l bitty
gator!.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Ma beloved,
Oh I do declare
with those
Beautiful big eyes and
that long, lucious hair

So graceful and sleek
When you move that
wistful mouth
to speak
my knees go weak

You meet me
At the end of a day
never a harsh word
only love coming
my way

What's that,
what you say!?
No silly cat
There's no way!

You are NOT
having my dinner!
Now shut those
pleading eyes
this second!

All right! just one!.!.!.!.

Cats 1 human 0

Well done CS!


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Whoopee is the best-behaved cat who has ever owned me!. Aside from being jealous of the computer and whining for a few minutes every time I sit down to open it, she's an angel!. Give me Gracie for a few days; maybe she needs to be taught a few things!



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Poor Gracie! In disgracie!

All my cat years, never had one break anything!. Now my dogs!.!.!.well, that's a bit of a different answer!. Now, having both (though not together as yet) believe they'd like to break one another!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Leon broke a piece of art glass by Tapio Wirkkala!. We almost had cat stew for dinner that night!. If I had not bought the thing at a yard sale for fifty cents!.!.!.my Antiques Roadshow moment, shattered on the only hard floor in the entire house!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

lol you and your cat stories, they always make me laugh or smile!.

Well at least your cat isn`t making potty on your blankey!. Yupper thats what my cat did, and guess what!.!.!.!.!?

The vet said he suffered from anxiety; isn`t it bad enough I suffer from it!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

That, or call your local loup garoux!. I can hook you up with a guy who has gators if you so desire!. (Kidding)!. I love this poem, and I wish you luck with your lamps and feline mischief makers!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I cannot remember how many times my cat broke something of mine--My sister took a liking to him, so he now calls her place home :)

Its a cute poem, I am doing it in a sourthern accent right nowWww@QuestionHome@Com

A cat you may love
but a dog!.!.!.man's truest friend
goes gets the paper!

Funny little rhyming piece you penned!. I sticking with my dog!Www@QuestionHome@Com

My cat my cat
My gosh your fat
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Cute poem!

I love my cat (3 in the house, only one "mine") so much, I wouldn't trade her unless someone offered me 'a brand new car' for her!.!.!.!.!.!.LOL!!Www@QuestionHome@Com