A Dragon Tale!.!.!. And Other Stuff
I saw a dragon at the mall
He was pissed and destroyed a wall
I was all "whoa, what the hell"
Is that you Alexander Graham Bell!?
He said "No, my name is Tim"
Who's AGB, I don't know him
Alexander invented the phone
O rly!? Meet my clone
We spit fire and destoy stuff too
Why, well we don't have a clue
I said "well, if you're bored you can chill at my place"
I'll just own you at Guitar Hero and say “in your face”
"No, thanks!.
But thanks for the offer
"But I've millions in my coffer!
O rly, so you're rich!?
Not just that, Hamlet's my …!.
Hamlet, that peasent swine
Barbara, why you cryin'
Is it because I cheated on your wife
She's really beautiful but I needed a butter knife
Twenty seconds later there was a quake
I said "whoa, did you feel that shake!?"
They said "no no, we don't feel"
O rly, so are you for real!?
They said "in your thoughts we are"
But really we ain't we're just two shots under par
Seventeen's the coming of age
Black's all the rage
I'm starting to ramble, but you know why
I'm just a loveable guy
Panic! At the Disco sings about shotgun weddings and other things
While Frodo is waiting for the clock to ping
WoW is where I'm such a noob
But I still get more action that your sister's boob
I'm still not done, wanting to ramble
THE CHICKENS ARE TRYING TO GAMBLE
Now, the deed is done, I've bored you so
I'm going to sing "shawty got low"
Now, kids remember this don't smoke
You don't want to be a wanker blokeWww@QuestionHome@Com