I thought it would be fun to read some amusing limericks!. I know one or two, but I bet there are lots more!.
The one that makes me laugh the most will definitely win!.
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Position:Home>Poetry> Do you know any amusing Limerick's ?Question: Do you know any amusing Limerick's !? I thought it would be fun to read some amusing limericks!. I know one or two, but I bet there are lots more!.
The one that makes me laugh the most will definitely win!. X :-) Www@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: A surgeon of some imprecision Decided on self circumcision, A slip of the knife, "Oh dear!" said his wife, Our sex life will need some revision!.Www@QuestionHome@Com There was a young man from Peru who found he had nothing to do so he sat on the stairs and counted his hairs and found he had 72 The limerick packs laughs anatomical In space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comicalWww@QuestionHome@Com Ther was a young woman from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour Her **** were aflower And her fanny all covered in weeds!.Www@QuestionHome@Com The Bishop of Sodor and Man Wrote poetry that didn't scan!. It all worked out fine Till he reached the last line Then he always found he had too many syllables and it didn't rhyme either!.Www@QuestionHome@Com There was a young maiden from Kew Who smeared her vagina with glue She thought :" If they pay to get in They can pay to get out of it too"Www@QuestionHome@Com There once was a woman from Eeling who had a very perculier feeling So she layed on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling! XDWww@QuestionHome@Com There was a young lady from Venus Who's body was shaped like a !.!.!.!.penisWww@QuestionHome@Com |