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Question: Following in the footsteps of Philip Larkin!. Do you like oranges!?
(Don't answer the question - just read my damn poem)
Philip Larkin - TOADS
First verse his, remainder mine - no idea of his verses, so decided on free-form for continuation
Why should I let the toad work
Squat on my life!?
Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork
And drive the brute off!?
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He sits in malevolent silence
Overseeing my every move!.
Blinking and licking his eyeballs
Intimidation his torturer's tool!.
His warty compelling presence
in the dank corner of my office room
Keeps my nose to the grind-stone
Disfiguring my promising youth!.
Why should I let the toad work
Squat on my life!?
The alternative is life-long leisure,
idleness and sloth!.
Those disgusting fat slimy slugs
mating and multiplying
inside my head!.
(don't actually believe that - but was trying to convince myself)
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
In a previous posting, I asked/complained "When will the responders learn to answer the POEM, not the question!?" A question is necessary in order to post on this site!.
You may often "follow in the footsteps," but you are not a follower!. You are a leader par excellence!. You and our Captain both would have been famous throughout the millennia had you been born in a time when poetry flourished!. You may be sitting on a log, but you will never be a lizard!.
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Is the answer:
The Toad Poems by Gerald Locklin and George Carroll a rare animal — a romantic comedy inhabited by literate and witty people!. The play is based on the poems of Locklin, which are integrated seamlessly into the text!. As demonstrated in the script, they examine with sly humor and perception the joys and upsets of contemporary domestic life and male-female relationships in general; there are also forays into other topics, including odes to such diverse subjects as Beethoven and beer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
It is obvious to me (and I don't even lick my eyeballs!.!.!.!.!.sniffing my elbow is much easier) that with the toad lurking, fat slimy slugs, the dank office atmosphere and your toad work, you are toadally swamped with work and are in serious need of a holiday!. So hop to it and organise a nice restful, feet up, break before the bed bugs start migrating!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oranges are good, juicy too
this though, a bit warty
but it will do!
I think I would start checking your tea supply and remind you that it should be filtered before serving! lol Slugs mating!?!.!.!.this is well said and a fun read! Www@QuestionHome@Com
I love oranges!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I suppose it's too late to trade Grace for the toad!.!.!.
I love your style, GJ and brilliant descriptions!Www@QuestionHome@Com