Which is worse, Latin or Greek?

Question: Which is worse, Latin or Greek!?

Someone pass the hemlock, please,
Plato sounds like Socrates!.
Who hates Latin-- who hates Greek,
And's sick of everything antique!?

`De Bellis' were Caesar's pride--
Three cheers, Roman regicide!
Zeus struck long-winded Homer's eyes
For his boring tawdry lies:
While true that `Helen' smiled on Troy,
Truly, Hellen was a boy!.
The Parthenon's exploded shell
Would have housed the Elgin marbles well!.
I hate Latin, I hate Greek;
I hate everything antique!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I love Latin, was fortunate to take it high school!. It is the one subject that I have consistantly used in just about everything I've ever done!.

And this poem is a scream!. Amo, Amas, Amat!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ha! That's awesome - this definitely (to a degree) shows your experience with, not only the culture, but the mythology;)

If it's not too much trouble: http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Neither nor not any ewwww, cant make my mind up---lol I like the French language! Your poem was unique! Cheers!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Great! Most enjoyable poem!. They're both equal!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

greek is better!.!.,!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha nice!Www@QuestionHome@Com