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Question: So what do the enlightened Yahoo Answerers think of my super poem!?
I spend all day online
My *** is getting fat
The springs are wearing out
In the chair where I've always sat

I haven't showered in days
Who cares!? I just stay home
And fap to naked pictures
Of girls I want to bone

I've got the latest in hi-tech gear
Dual nVidia inline graphics
But my gaming mouse is lost, I fear
Under Cheetos, Twix, and Snickers wrappers

And what the hell's that awful smell!?
It's been in my room for months
I would get up and clean whatever spilled
But that would involve getting up

World of Warcraft is pretty sweet
My Orc is +83
And if you can't find me on IRC
Then maybe I'm on /b/

My character's not lame
8'5" and 304 pounds
My stats are about the same
If you, uh, flip the numbers around

Yeah, it's good to be me
Hold on!.!.!. wait!.!.!. g2g
My girlfriend in Minnesota,
GothChick420xxx, just signed on IRC!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Ha ha ha! You called me inlighted!. I loved it though!.!.!.!.You're probley breathing Dietbities I wish to shake your likely greasy hand so that I may share my many typos!. :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gotta say this was pretty amazing, can't tell if your joking around or your really talking about you!! Anyway like your poem, enjoy the humor!! Cheers!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

U have describes the whole PACKAGE, Soft- and Hard-ware!!. U 'v not done the least to cover the naked truth of the issue!. Well put!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This poem inspires me in so many ways!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too true, too true and funny as hell!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you wrote the story of my son's life!.!.!.i saw the whole thing in my mind!.!.!.great story!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Couchman did good with this! FunnyWww@QuestionHome@Com