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Question: A challenge for you poets out there! --have fun with it !!!?
I am giving you an article but I want it in poetry form lets see what you can do !!
THE TRUTH AND ABOUT HAIRBALLS,
One really has to ponder on this really hairy topic,
Have you ever questioned do dogs ever get them!?
I know your thinking, who has ever heard of a dog having a hair ball, cats yes, dogs no!
Not so fast!
When a dog licks himself, he must swallow some of the stuff, just because he doesn't gag on it, and it doesn't show up on the floor,doesn't mean he doesn't get them!.
Ok! gonna go now, just thought I would throw that out there!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
"Hi",
One really has to ponder,
On hairy balls of wonder,
Cats ball of yarn,
She rolls in barn,
Of hair ball piff,
Caught on my carpet, whiff,
Question do dogs get them!?
Cats yes, dogs no!
Not so Fast!
Hair balls Plast,
Dogs Lick,
Swallow fluff,
That’s the hairy, bally stuff!
It’s time to vacuum,
This damn floor,
Kick them dog’s right out the door,
Now I have no hairy balls!
Sorry took so long!. I was meant to come on again last night!. But my husband decided to take me out for dinner!. We normally go out once a year on my birthday since having chilldren!. 2008 has been a special year!. This is my 3rd outing with my husband and It's only been 7 months!. Whoooooo! : )
Cheers : )Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'm not a poet!. It's been a while since I've taken a class where poetry was discussed!. FYI!.
"Hmmph Hmmph" "Ack"
What's that noise!?
What's that sound!?
Is something wrong!?
It's the cat
The cat has a !.!.!.
Furball! No! That's not it!.
It has a hairball
Dogs don't get it!.
Dogs don't get it!.
"Hmph Hmmph" "Ack"
What the heck!?
Not very good but it's a real try!. 3 minutes!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh what is that!?
I've got to get rid of it
I'll sit in the corner there,
and have a time with it
Eww, it's in my fur
I have to keep it clean
I will lick until my tongue falls off
before it will stay on me
ah!.!.finally, I think it's gone
oh my, I feel a little scratch
now I cough like crazy
it's a really big patch
oh no, it's come out
oops, it's a hairball
I'll walk away and pretend
I know nothing about it at all!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
where is your poem
and dogs don't have hair ballsWww@QuestionHome@Com
I think that I shall never see, a doggy hairball as lovely as a tree on which a canine can pee!.
OK, I'm just goofing!. It's been a long time since I had a pet dog, but I remember seeing more hair clinging to the furniture than in ball form where he was concerned!. But who's to say!? Being a breeder of dogs you know more about them than I do!. Hope you like my (second) attempt at poetry :)
EDIT: Did you happen to see the one I posted!? Unfortunately that is the only one I have in my poetry file!. All my other writing is fiction stories!. What did you think of the other!?
EDIT 2: Poem link: http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Maltese dogs are beautiful, snow white, little fur balls!.
They have a shiny coat but they don`t shed at all!.
They lick themselves but they don`t swallow fur balls!.
If they swallowed fur balls, Maltese Breeder wouldn`t be able to handle it at all!.
For her heart is attached to her furry little friends!.
Maltese are fun little doggies, so she`ll love them, breed them and defend them till the end!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Maltese, I love you,
you are my companion,
and my furry friend!.
Is that a good haiku!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
like old bones dried up in wraps of fur lined trees with oat vermin a mist in this wakened land!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.why when, death cleaves near !.!.!.!.!.!.!.will souls stray !.!.!.When light peeks through such horror fills vacant brains!.!.!.!.!.!.!.eat drink and be merry!.!.!.!.!.there is hell to pay!.
Just shows how UNSOPHISTICATED you guys are !.!.!.That was a work from a FAMOUS 19 century English Poet about WIld DOGS!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.or somthing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LOL one of those POEMS that is too sophisticated to RHYME it is not a >>"Roses are Red Violets are BLUE "<<type thing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it is REAL "poetry" not "prose"Www@QuestionHome@Com