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Question: Good advice for the workers!.!.!.!.!.a lyrical poem, care to comment!?
Occupational Health and Safety (OH & S) Bulletin
Notice to all Staff :

Inspired by “Everything’s alright, yes”
(Tune from JC Superstar )

Try not to get worried,
try not to turn on to,
problems that
upset you!.

Cos you know,
OH & S says that
worry makes you stressful
That’s stuff you want less of!.
Why don’t you try Yoga!?
Cut down on your smoking!.
Take care of your eyesight!.
Try to take more work breaks!.
Oh no, they’re not joking!.

Try not to get backache!.
Set out your whole workspace
and sit with your legs straight!.

Then you’ll know
Everything’s all right yes
OH&S says so!.
If you do what they say
then they may ignore you!.
And they won’t come round now
and try to annoy you

Then everything will be all right, yeaaaaah!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Oh dear, I'm laughing! I'd better stop before the Gauleiters come and put a prohibition notice on me for unseemly mirth in a workplace!.

Love it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would recommend a near death experience!. After producing a straight line on a heart monitor for close to a minute I have found my stress and worry almost completely gone!. It's a matter of perspective!.!.!. As for your words I find they go better with "Don't Worry Be Happy!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am drawing a blank to the song!. Would you care to sing it for me!? Then I am sure!.!.!.everything will be alright!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds like a politican theme song!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Don't know the song, but thanks for the sound advice!
Good morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cute poem!. I'll take its advice under consideration!. Maybe in a year or so!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Similar to OSHA here! I think they have the same play book!.
Very witty! yeaaaaah!Www@QuestionHome@Com