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Question: I need a short funny poem about cleaning toilets/or a bathroom!?
I need a short funny poem about cleaning toilets/or a bathroom!. I have a picture of a friend cleaning a bathroom @ work and want a funny poem to put under the pic!. It dosen't matter how long the poem isWww@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
At last, we two are all alone
A common drudge, a common throne
I'll scrub you 'til you shine like new
Wipe off the pee, scrape off the poo
And when I'm done I'll flush away
The evidence and then I'll say
To no one but this wat'ry hole --
You'd think they'd get some in the bowl!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A small turd floats
in the otherwise clean toilet bowl
like a persistent doubt!.

* * *

The old guy in the rest stop’s
ultra-modern lavatory takes
a long time zipping up,
stands there looking all over
for something to push!.

* * *

I sat on the crapper
eating a sandwich!.
Hey, it happens!.

* * *

Her brand-new bathroom’s
feng shui is perfect:
the floor-to-ceiling mirror
fogs up immediately!.

* * *

In the men’s room at the public library
someone reeking of body odor
moaned & howled with abandon
in the only stall!.
I pissed as quietly as I could!.

* * *

At the back-to-nature jamboree
hundreds of suburban kids decided
the natural thing was
to go squat in the creek
whenever they had to potty!.

* * *

Across from the toilet
in a spider web near the floor
a trapped millipede coils, uncoils!.

* * *

If I ever install a composting toilet,
I’ll have to get one of those
New Age desktop fountains with
the little pebbles in it!.

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Cleaning toilets isn't the most fun thing you'll ever do,
lots and lots of scrubbing of poo,
just know that whenever i do this, i think of you!.

Hope that helps :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

bathrooms,bathrooms
o how i love to clean you
bathrooms;bathrooms
cleanig poo
bathrooms,bathrooms
o how i love youWww@QuestionHome@Com

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatieWww@QuestionHome@Com

here i am cleaning crap
a chore i hate to do
my dog even hates to do that
it would rather eat its own pooWww@QuestionHome@Com