A few J'haikus, haikus or Con-verbs.....Care to comment?

Question: A few J'haikus, haikus or Con-verbs!.!.!.!.!.Care to comment!?

J'haikus! (French/Japanese/English Con-fusion)
Experimental

"Je ne regret pas"
That's easy for you to say
I'm happy with that

On the same subject
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"
Goes without saying

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Haikus ordinaire

Weather is quite strange
Summer this and summer that
Then snap! It turns cold!.

When the heat is on
Summer breeze can leave me weak
Cause of much concern

Dripping slow with sweat
Too tired to move away
Window or airconWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Good ones!
But, remember, you're NOT tied to the 5-7-5 thingy!. That's the American version of count!.
Web on 'Basho'!.!.!.16th Century Master of Japanese Haiku!.!.!.you'll be amazed at the line counts!.!.!.!.!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Funny and good!. (Did you want real French in the first line of the first J'haiku!? If so, it's "regrette" or better-- "Je ne regrette rien!.")!. It is fine as you wrote it!. Sorry for the lesson!.

I love the proverb turned into a Con-verb!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Hi!",
That was great and uniquely different!.
WELL DONE!
Cheers : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

These are all good, Ku-Various!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

head is swimming now
in Jellz' colloidial words
make room for Jellz-oWww@QuestionHome@Com

Jells jello
jumping flavors
stirred,
not mixed
fun to drink
oui, yes, si,Www@QuestionHome@Com