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Question: Help, Im Reciting This Poem For My Whole School!!!?
Im Reciting This Poem For My Whole School And Community,
Im So Nervous And i Worked Like 3 Years On This Piece!. Please Tell Me Your Imput And Give Me some Ideas To Not Be So Nervous!. Thanks, the Following Is My Masterpeice:
yO yO YO bIG DADDY SMACKA R0CK!. yOU MAKE ME WANT THE ROSSA FROM THE POND! wE AIN RUNNIN WIT IT YET BUT IF THAT SMACK A CRACK H0 LET THE SCENE YOU AND i COULD ROLL DIRTY! tO SHZNIT WITH THE TOOTSY ROLL TOOTH WINCH!. i'M DOWN FOR A LITTLE SNEAKY SNEAKY POP A YOUR CORN FREAKY SMACK!. hOLLOER BACK AT A WHACKED CRACK!Www@QuestionHome@Com
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I would advise you to wear some form of disguise!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Isn't this from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy!? You know, the lizards who destroyed the Earth in the first chapter and wrote the worst poetry in the universe!. I think they might be interested!.
You need to go to English class and learn to speak the same language as the rest of us!. Either that or get a new typewriter because the one you have has been broken for a long time by the sound of it!.
3 YEARS!
Try one with 400 lines next and maybe we will all be wormfood before you recite!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'm sorry but are you really goin to read this poem at school
you should try something a little more serious or maybe something about school but not this crazy stuff talkin bout people and talkin about crack
And other kids' parents wouldn't take you seriously
sorry that it took 3 yrs for thisWww@QuestionHome@Com
quit school and burn that poem so no poor persons ears ever have to go through the suffering of having to listen to it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
With that "poem", you should be nervous!.Www@QuestionHome@Com