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Question: Little ditty - Hope you like!?
Grannyjill says she’s not gone away
In her computer, there is a gremlin!.
She’s trying her best to get back to you
(Honest, no lies, no dissembling)!.
Her diagnostic wotsit says ‘No DNS’
And then ‘Could find no HTTP’
The Call centre boffin wasn’t much help
(He seemed quite as baffled as she!)
He said go get a new Network Card!.
(Reluctant to do – till she’s checked)
And now she’s off on her holidays again
So all hopes of contact are wrecked!.
Just ‘cos all of you are now unobserved
Is no excuse for evidence of slacking
If when she gets back she finds that you have
Then some-one will get a good smacking!
(I am holding my breath here, I may have stumbled upon a solution!.!.!.!.at least for a while!.!.!.!.if not, at least you'll know I'm not ignoring everybody)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
There she was
Just appearin on my screen
Sayin
You, ma ditty
Do ya like, do ya do!?
Tellin her story
And explainin where she's been
Saying
You, ma ditty
Do ya like, do ya do!?
She looks good,
(She looks good)
she looks fine
(she looks fine)
She looks good,she looks fine
Grannyjill is on the line
Now we're so happy
And that's how we're gonna stay
singin
Ohh your ditty
Really like, really do
Your PC's unhappy
Hope you get it fixed today
singin
Oh what pity pity
Hope you really do
We want more(we want more)
So write more (so write more)
We want more, so write more
Cos that's what a poet's for
Woa Woa etc
I'm really sorry if this reply gets you "removed"
Edit: It's ok I fixed the rhythmWww@QuestionHome@Com
I lost my internet connection - due from an "update" from Microsoft - its seems it was not "compatible" with my internet connection!. I called my carrier AT&T - "Not their fault" they said and blamed it on Microsoft!. I had to delete the update to get back on line ?Www@QuestionHome@Com
"Hello!"
I was wondering what happened to you yesterday as I didn't see you log on!.
Nice to see you Internet connection working again!. It was dull without you!.
I hope to see more of your funny little poems LOL : )
Cheers: )Www@QuestionHome@Com
Granny, Granny, please!.!.!.
ink and quills do not work
with keyboards and CPUs
Methinks its best you refrain
from computerise
call the geeks to come and fix
while you consume some teaWww@QuestionHome@Com
I think that I shall never see
a computer truly trustworthy
I suggest you swiftly seek
an experienced computer geek
It would be tragic if today
your computer decided not to play!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
O dear, we must now send
on wings of electrons
a Get-well card for Granny
and her ailing computer!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I rely
on my computer geek
to seek
and conquer !.!.!. (It seems like a battle at times!)Www@QuestionHome@Com