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Question: Chaucer - but not as we know it, Jim!. Bit of fun!. Hope you like!?
Yt yor harte out Geoffrey Chaucer
Yn Sturbrige towyn was a yonge ladye
Compeeled to ryte bye hir companye!.
She coud not pass the challynge by
And, lo, to hir computer she did flye!.
And right anon, with verray hayst
Bethoght of tayles she coud relayte
Praps of dronkenesse and vice
Yn tavernes and yn stewes alike
Reveelen the shaym of lecherye
And acts of wonton glotonye!.
With men so dronke they be blynden
Leaven thir sensys far behynden
And prone to cursed confusioun
Enow to send them to dampnacioun!.
With wyn-sotted waferers and baudes
Bluded from hastyley-draun sords!.
Thus letten Saton and his develes yn
To leyd them to debauchyre and to syn!.
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This is incredible! I can scarcely understand this, although I probably could understand Chaucer when I was in university!. You have missed your calling!. Where have you been all these years!? (I believe I asked you the same question the first time I read one of your poems)!.
EDIT: I had to read it aloud three times before I understood it!. Like a song, it was made to be heard aloud!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
bravo! well done!.!.!.
Ye can put your sord away anon ther be no dragns here but trolls there be many !.
verily I say !
middlin Engerlish is it!? Gawds, I can't even play authentically!
Did you ever notice that Chaucer never spelled the same word the same way twice!?!. Which is why spell check was introduced!. I like it Chaucer's way!.!.!. no dictionaries, no rules!. Let the reader figure it out!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wow!.!.!.how do you do that!? I could hear the old accent as I read the poem!. You have such a talent for writing in dialects!. Excellent work!.!.!.I really enjoyed reading this!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
How come Granny makes everything better!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
The sad thing is that I could actually understand what you were saying! Et tu Granny!? Chaucer is chuckling!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Aye, Lass!.!.!.ah note the cooking sherry is doon a drop or two!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
It took me a line or two or three to get into the swing of things!. And then, I had fun, indeed!Www@QuestionHome@Com
ill just have ten more pints and i will come backWww@QuestionHome@Com