A silly funny poem?

Question: A silly funny poem!?

Last night I tried to fight me!.
I took out my teeth, and tried to bite me!.
I'm so sick of me that I offend me!.
So when I'm in the kitchen,
I try to blend me!.
I wonder why, I punched myself in the eye!.
Then had myself arrested, and furnished an alibi!.
Sometimes I want to divorce me,
But I can't let me go!.
I send my self a secret gift,
But always let me know!.
What should I do!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Oh this is so funny Semper! You've got me laughing :-) I like the restraining order line!. And why you punched yourself in the eye!. The whole poem is a scream!Www@QuestionHome@Com

i look in the mirror and see the guy who bit me
with false teeth he took out of my mouth!.
he tells me all the bad things
hat people told me all my life!.
trying to depress me
and stop me from being what i aught to be!.
and all i can do is hug him
and look into his eyes
and see the sadness and
tell myself a joke and
give myself a hug
and maybe like me more tomorrowWww@QuestionHome@Com

This is fantastically hilarious!! I just love it when everyone is in a silly mood!
God Bless you this beautiful Sunday morning!

PS!. Have you read the latest adventure of Scotty and Lottie!?

*EDIT: I just read the second part: Equally amusing! I wish I could give you 10 stars!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very good!. I really like the "conflict" if you will!. This is true for everyone!. We all have a love-hate relaionship with ourselves!. Nice way to put it on paper!. 2 thumbs straight up!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

EXCCELLEEEENNT!
that poem was great!
well done!
continue writing!!!xxxx
best of luck!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You will never be able to blend yourself!. You are too outstanding!! Funny poem, but not silly!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

no, thats not silly or funny!. shell silverstein has lots of silly exanplesWww@QuestionHome@Com

Now that's FUNNY!!! =D I LOVE IT!!!! You just make me laugh!!!!=] I'm like HAHAHA! He can't do anything to himself!!! Keep on writting!!!! =pWww@QuestionHome@Com

Nice!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

not to worry Semper Fi!.!.!.
you are 'well beloved'!.
:)Www@QuestionHome@Com