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Question: Is Rudy part 3 distasteful!?
Blame this one on TD!.
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Rudy Talks to much
My name is Rudy Reddington
I am a red blood cell!.
They all say that I talk to much,
There's nothing I won't tell!.
In all my travels up and down,
I see so many things!.
The things that make us feel so bad,
And some so nice it sings!.
I saw my brother yesterday,
His name is Mergatroid!.
He's working on a bulging vein,
It's called a hemmorhoid!.
Mergatroid's a cell that's white,
He fights infecting bugs!.
No one respects him when they're well,
When sick they give him hugs!.
A cousin stopped to pick on him,
Old antibody floyd!.
He stopped to call him silly names,
That rhymed with Mergatroid!.
Like Mergatroid the hemmorhoid,
I'll bet you stink tonight!.
No one will know just who you are,
When you turn out the light!.
But Mergatroid just did his job,
And patched the hemmorhoid!.
And all the blood cells leaking out,
Said hooray Mergatroid!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Had I been taught this way, in clever rhyme, nursing school would have been a bit more fun and learning a lot easier!.
I think I'll put this in my bag of medical instruments and hope!
Sometimes the best thing we nurses have to offer is laughter!.
Thanks !Www@QuestionHome@Com
This is so funny!.
One for pasting on the wall at the local hospital out-patients!. Mind you some of those suffering suspected heart attack might need to read a disclaimer first!.
"All ischaemic heart patients are advised not to read the following!. It may be detrimental to their health!.
The hospital assumes no responsibility for the outcome if this
request is ignored"Www@QuestionHome@Com
Very informative - the body - more alive in personification!. Especially liked "Mergatroid the hemmorhoid" - seems like THIS should be a character too!. also check your spelling for hemorrhoid!. ;-) ?Www@QuestionHome@Com
No! This is not distasteful, this is hilarious and clever!. TD will not be blamed, he will be applauded!. Thanks, Dondi, for the smile and the laughs!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
This is probably the funniest poem I have ever read!! I have been laughing all day!. Laughter is good for the body, mind and soul!. For once, I cannot express how grateful I am to the Minions!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Har!.!.!.har!.!.!.har!.!.!.this is the best one yet!. I love it!. Mergatroid the hemorrhoid!. Rudy really did fill your head with words!. No wonder you had a migraine ;)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Distastful Dondi you will never be
We are laughing out loud, the others and me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Brilliant!.!.!.!
It brought piles of laughter here!.!.!.(",)
D!Www@QuestionHome@Com
LoL, this too is part of life for some!.
Soooooo clever! Doctors and nurses would love all three!
Book 'em, Kudos!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh my goodness! This is hilarious! Who woulda thunk one could write a poem about blood cells!? You did it extremely well!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ohhhh!.!.!.I will be laughing for a while now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com