5 slightly funny Haiku poems verdict please?

Question: 5 slightly funny Haiku poems verdict please!?

1!.)

Economic wealth,
Expensive transportation,
Poor man pays penance!.

2!.)

Lacks intelligence,
TV series; Most Wanted,
Countries Leader!.

3!.)

A summer’s delight,
Solid turns to liquid quick,
"Mum i'm all sticky"!.

4!.!.)

Can walk on water,
Immaculate Conception,
A dead man walking!.

5!.)

Wrapped in nuns clothing,
Helium balloons revolve,
Stars twinkles brightly!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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These are funny!. Well done!. You might want to call them something else though because haiku refers to a specific form and usually includes a season reference!.

1/!. Oil Cartel!? 2/!. George Bush 3/!. ice cream cone 4/!. Jesus 5/!. !?!?!? Flying nun!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

this may be senryu poetry and it is very funny!.

Definition by Hiroaki Sato, Modern Haiku E-Journal

Unlike the haiku which normally deals with natural or seasonal phenomena, the senry? is expected to deal with matters of human and social nature, often in a playful, satirical, or knowing manner!. The haiku carries a seasonal reference; the senry? does not have to!. The distinction between the two genres has been tenuous, however, from early on!. In recent years the blurring of the differences has become such that ?nishi Yasuyo has said, “If someone asks me how senry? differ from haiku, I tell the inquirer that the only distinction that can be made is by author’s name”—that is, if the author is known to write haiku, the pieces he or she writes are haiku; if the author is known to write senry?, the pieces she or he writes are senry?!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sorry but are you speaking about BUSH!? lol!. He probably wouldn`t even get these haiku`s!. You`re too funny!

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Lacks intelligence,
TV series; Most Wanted,
A Countries Leader!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I LOVE THEM!!! Plus they're funny!!! =D If Bush were to read this and all the people youv'e metioned they'll be like "You're talking about me!?!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have written American Haikus!.

Now try to write some using the Japanese sensitivity and love of beauty!.Www@QuestionHome@Com