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Flash! Phoenix Finds Water Ice on Mars
by Elaine P
NASA: Calling Phoenix!. Come in Phoenix!.
Phoenix: Who’re you!? You got a familiar voice!.
N: Yeah, it’s me!. I’m back from Customer Service!.
P: Where’s the proper English dude!?
N: They put HIM in customer service!.
Nobody here could unnerstand him!.
Enough chatting!. Report!
P: I found somethin’!.
N: Well, whatja find!?
P: I found water ice!.
N: What flavor!?
P: Very funny! We got a problem!.
N: NOW what!?
P: We ain’t never gonna use that
desalinator you sent up for my mathematician!.
N: Why not!?
P: The ice sublimates!.
N: Huh!?
P: You ain’t got a dictionary there!?
N: No!. And I can’t do a search!.
I might lose you!.
P: (aside) I wish he would!.
It means the ice changes
from a solid state to a gas and then
condenses as a solid again
N: Ya mean it never turns into water!?
P: Ya got it, dude!
N: So I wasted a fortune on that desalinator!?
P: I hear Wal*Mart is looking for a stock clerk!.
N: I’ll get back to you…Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I laughed, I cried, my frontal lobe exploded!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Loved it!. Elaine, you've got to string them all to-gether - get a column in your local newspaper and launch yourself (no puns here) on the unsuspecting public!.
Great stuff!.
(I have no knowledge of Phoenix!.!.!.!.no kidding, when do I ever get to see tv or read a paper!? So I depend on you to keep me posted on what is happening up there)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Sublimator machine, next to be ordered! Reclassify and they will pay for it, as it's the American Way! Nicely done and current!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
VERY,VERY, FUNNY!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Phoenix #4 for Playwright's School!. Will it flyWww@QuestionHome@Com
Might I ad!. "A Mars a Day helps you work, rest and play"
This offering beams de light fully!. Salinations! (oops didn't mean to insult) er I mean Salutations!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
SUBLIME!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Very funny!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh great! I hope you are keeping all these!. They are so funny!. I hope there will be a #5!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'm laughing myself to tears!. I think they should have sent a dragon to melt the ice (if only for a nano second!)Www@QuestionHome@Com
:) Excellent!!!!!!!! i really like your true uniqueness with this Elaine!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I saw the news today of Mars, and thought of you!
your no longer a !? mark!. Witty Poem!.Www@QuestionHome@Com