How would the best, original "Mr. Deeds" - style greeting card read?

Question: How would the best, original "Mr!. Deeds" - style greeting card read!?

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please Flush the Toilet
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I waited for your call
Then when it finally came
I tripped - oh what a fall!
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