This poem asked me to post him again. I told him to go away. Was that nice of me

Question: This poem asked me to post him again!. I told him to go away!. Was that nice of me!?

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Do you like my poem!?
It’s about a heart going splat!
Like flattened pancakes,
On a griddle of indifference!.

Is this poem good!?
It has a recognizable pattern,
Like little square lines on my face,
From a waffle iron of opinion!.

Please rate my poem!?
Assign it a numerical value,
Like, does zero have worth!?
What is the thermostat setting for art!?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

It wasn't nice of you at all!.!.!.but I am getting hungry now!. It is a funny use though of the three most common poetry questions!.!.!.you could add to it:

Could you give me your honest critique!?
Try not to be mean
Like!.!.!.(well, I'll stop there don't want to be accused of "I hate people that can only critique and not do")

Nice poem TDWww@QuestionHome@Com

When the batter comes to the plate, it is the better batter who has hit the horsehide sphere of insouciance out of the park of contention!. The merit of this poem is so obvious that I need not mention that it rates a 9!.13595595974227071678007421458908322560!.!.!. and 1/2!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Rate own Brother!

is it any good!?
Is my purpose valid!?
Is anybody listening!?
I thought it was good
Until I posted it
Oh boo hoo
No stars no replies
OMG never again!

I'm ok people - slight tantie there, but I AM ok!.!.!.!.!.!.lol

Yeah, been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, sent the postcard!.

PS Thermometer placement is very important to get a true readingWww@QuestionHome@Com

I love the humor in this poem!. I would give it a 10 out of 10, LOL!. In all seriousness, it is a wonderful poem brimming with poetic devices!. I am glad this poem wasn't so easily sent away, as I really enjoyed "him"!. Thank you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You know, someone once used a waffle iron to change my opinion!. Seriously though, brilliant use of metaphors!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My algebra teacher said, "Don't call zero 'nothing!.'" Art is wherever YOU set the thermostat!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

98!.6 F!. is normal and common!. 'Him' should take his temperature!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well I'm glad you listened ,,,,,,,,,,,,It's too nice a poem to be locked away somewhereWww@QuestionHome@Com

Now! This is, indeed, poetry! Metaphor/simile!.!.!.!.good to go!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds like you wrote this in the morning - before or after breakfast ;-) ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Heartfelt always gets two high fives=this a 10!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

noble, blue blooded poetry!.!.like the Man in the Iron Mask!I give it a subtle 10!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

no, it was not nice of you!.!.!.how do you know its a "him"!?

ummm!.!.!.!.interesting!Www@QuestionHome@Com