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Question: So, how is your testosterone level!?
Hormonal Love

Please Doc, I’m not feeling the same…
Just another shot, loving on my mind
got to get back… those days again!.
This aging… I ain’t buying!.

Got to have some… that youthly brew
don’t want to go on like this no more!.
Need some spunk, need some tone, need the zip
got to get back… that feeling, again!.

Please Doc please, I don’t care the risks,
this baby boomer aint going easy!
Aging can wait, I wanna play!.
Ah, thank you Doc, now for youthful loving!

R!.I!.P
Baby Boomer, ageless!
1948-2008
Heart attack

Youth be served …Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Thank goodness I'm a woman
No shots, no desperate pleas!.
Just coasting into my dotage
With my grandkids at my knees!.
No need of desperate measures
To mask loss of sexual drive!.!.!.!.
(Never really rated it much
Even when I was still alive)
"Hm, four kids came from no-where!?
I think you're telling porky pies"
For the sake of the Americans
That means I'm accused of telling lies!.

I like your conversational/story poetry!.!.!.!.!.are you really that old!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

TD's fire in a bottle!

baby boom --er!
humph! thats wishful thinking! donya think!?
(no fun intended)!.!.i mean pun!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Being impotent beats being dead!. Ask Tim Russert!.

I think I have a testosterone level somewhere, if I can remember where I left it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Love James Dean but,,,,,,,A rebel without a clue!.
That "die young and leave a good looking corpse" bit!.
NO THANK YOU
(Now that that is no longer an option give me mo' mo' mo')

Hats off to you NMWww@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, I like my youth served tartar, with a sprig of rosemary and a splash of vinegar!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah, modern medicine - made just for baby boomers!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

OKAY!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ironic! However, what is life without chocolate, ice cream and Viagra!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

In the words of Bon Jovi - "!.!.!.!.going down in the blaze of glory!.!.!.!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

At last ! A poem I can read, understand, and most worryingly, relate to!. Keep it up !Www@QuestionHome@Com

Remember the 4 hour rule!.!.!.!.Hell, I'd be dead!Www@QuestionHome@Com