What think you of a morning Gripe-a-thon pome?

Question: What think you of a morning Gripe-a-thon pome!?

What makes a morning!?
Warm, vacant bed!?
Toothbrush, toothpaste!?
Slippers all fuzzy!?

Tunafish on rye!?
Horoscope subscription!?
Walmart giftcard!?
Brain all fuzzy!?

Feet on cold floor!?
Red fox quick-trotting!?
Dew on the sunlight!?
Coffee in brain!?

Dang blasted junk e-mails!!!!
Do you want a!.!.!.!.NO!
What state!.!.!.NONE!!!!
Telephone!.!.!.!.UNPLUGGED!!!

Oh, okay, got carried away!.!.!.!.

Good Morning, Good Morning!!!
Had a morning *itch!.!.!.now it's fine!
Just fine!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Thanks !! I feel so much better now!. A tuna sandwich and cold floor sounds inviting!.
I woke to 10 ' seas slapping the stern as thunder slammed my skull!. First cup landed on the galley floor!. Second went half in me , half on me!. Mid o' the day to all!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I woke up this morning to a phone call from someone doing a survey at 7:00 this morning!! Her response was "I'm so sorry! I thought you were located on the west coast, I didn't realize it was so early!" I'm not sure she realized!.!.!.on the west coast it would have been about 3am!. Some people!.!.!.!.

But I've some coffee in the brain and I'm set to start the day, now! Good morning!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

"inclusion of more creative words would have made this more interesting"

Now that says a lot about the state of affairs! That is my morning chuckle that will last well into the pm! GM to you and your pome!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cute and funny guess to tuna on rye that early in the morning your brain would have to be fuzzy, thanks for the morning pick me up with your poem always look forward to them!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Waking up and the first thing you do is blink and you start to sweat!. It's too dang hot in Phoenix!. Good Morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well good morning!.!.!.well evening anyway!.

With mornings like that for me, it is under the covers for another 10 or 20 winks!.!.!.unless my kitty wants the bed all to herself!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha, mornings are one of the craziest times!

"Dang blasted junk e-mails!!!!
Do you want a!.!.!.!.NO!
What state!.!.!.NONE!!!!
Telephone!.!.!.!.UNPLUGGED!!!"

yepp, thats my morning to a T lol=PWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hey !.!.!.!.Everyone has a morning Gripe
Including Snidely!!!.!.!.!.GOOD MORNING !!!

MY Maun'n Gripe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Is I just bought coffee last week & I just had enough for this Maun'n!!!!.!.!.!.BarelyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Why not take serious, a morning without *itching and coffee!.
Am I alive!? Oh, good morn!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Does somebody need a little hug this morning!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have a session with a physical trainer this morning!. I shall be griping soon!. Ouch ! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My morning is going something like that!. It's the reason I posted a Fuku!. Good Morning to you!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nice but I want to smile in the morningWww@QuestionHome@Com

This is one of your best G'morns!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
that's great!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.get the gripin over and done with!.!.!.!.!.!.
then the rest of the day will be better!.!.!.!.

Rock On !!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

It is o!.k but inclusion of more creative words would have made this more interestingWww@QuestionHome@Com