What think you of a 'rebellion' morning pome?

Question: What think you of a 'rebellion' morning pome!?

"Tut! Tut! Snidely
Wake up!!!
Don't feel like
Getting off the roost
Today!.!.!.!.

Hand me up a craw
Of corn!.!.!.
Beak of water!.!.!.
That's a good Doodler!

Crow for me, would you!?
That's a good rooster!.!.!.
And that hen over there!.!.!.
See what she needs!.!.!.

Snidely!? Snidely!!!!
Oh, pulling a
Coop d'etat, will you!!!!
Run, ya blasted, featherless!.!.!.!.!.!."

Moral: Be rooster no!. 1, not rooster no!. 2!.!.!.

And Good Morning to you!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Farmer Jones was a bit concerned that his rooster was getting too old to do his job, so he went to town and bought a new young rooster and took him home!. The old rooster(who for the sake of the story, we will call snidely) promptly ran over to the young rooster and laid down some ground rules!. "First", clucked snidely, "in order to share any of my hens, you must beat me in a race around the chicken yard"!. Our young rooster being a typical cocky youngster, told Snidley that it wouldn't be fair unless snidely had a head start, to which Snidely agreed!. They lined up, Snidely took off, and then the young rooster started running!. As he was closing on Snidely, the old guy fell on his back and started making so much noise tha farmer Jones ran out to see what the problem was!. When he saw snidely laying on his back and squawking is head off and the young rooster standing over him, he grabbed his shotgun and the last thing the young rooster heard was "%#%#& another gay %^#^^$ rooster"!Www@QuestionHome@Com

As the old hen said--Any cockle-doo
And a happy good morning to you
To-day I have to leave the coop
I'll check in later for the latest scoop!.
I'm in a hurry got to get "cracking"
Got to stop all this yakking!.
Go to stop, this is absurd
Good morning, good morning from this old bird!.
The poem I enjoyed, it seemed just right
Now I must spread my wings and take flight!.
!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Just had a storm door installed!. My mornings have been crazy lately!. I feel exactly as Snidely does!. I am about to engage in a coop d'etat in this madhouse!. Any minute now, you will hear a yell!.!.!.!.!.!!!!!! Oh, and, by the way, Good Afternoon to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This was really cute!. Dondi, your story was also cute!. I have a
MaMa Robin who Is about to hatch her four eggs!. She had them on my window box!. I have been watching them for 12
days!. By thursday they should be here!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love reading your morning poems in the evening just before going to bed!. It gives me a "tomorrow's just another day" feeling and makes me look forward to tomorrow's breakfast!

Good morning! Of sorts!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Loved it! Especially the 'coop d'etat'

Who has usurped him!? A hen, I hope!.!.!.!.it's time feminism reached into the hen-house!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't like to hear that Snidely is "steppin out" on Chickie!.
That's very sad!.
He's a family man now!. He's got kids to care for!.
Baddddddd Snidely!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

As always!. My humerus is aching!.

If you keep up your ways one of these days
there will be all hell out in the dell!.

Mid of the morning 2 ya'Www@QuestionHome@Com

Didn't I just see Snidely yesterday with a shotgun and the Stars and Bars!. Good Morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm glad to have your amusing poems to brighten my mornings/afternoons!. I would say it was "beautiful," but I'll stick to 'artful' until Elaine P's ban on the word has passed!. <3Www@QuestionHome@Com

my hen hands pecking at the keys this AM
are stiff!. so!.!. pained, I am forced to economize!.
but your rebellion is welcome !.!. thank you for the lift!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Tut tut! Yourself!! Good lovely afternoon to you!.!.!.!.I was outta here early this morning, so I missed this until now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah the coop coup!? Now that is a scoop, maybe with a little poop! GM to you!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Maybe Snidely needs a vacation!. GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Mayhaps poor Snidely has something stuck in his 'craw'!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I say we glue snidely to the roof and call it even!.!.!.!.!.
Good Morning to you!.!.!.!.!.!.!

!.!.~?*RaeRae*?~!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

We all have our rebellion periods!

Good morning!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gary Carlson says he lots of dragons!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Awww he just wanted to rest a little more, we all have those days!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm the chicken that has a good morning!. good morning when it is cool morningsWww@QuestionHome@Com

I like it!.!. it's ok!.Www@QuestionHome@Com