New York state just raised cigarette taxes to $2!.75 per pack, the highest in the country!. Since my logic is such, maybe I can impact the economy in my own way!
My Economic Stimulus Plan!?
I want to help the economy… so
I am thinking of smoking again!.
Now before you tell me its bad, etc!.,
consider the economic impact of one!.
A pack a day my habit back when
At $2!.75 that’s a thousand for the state
Not to mention the poor farmers too
$10 a pack in New York you say!?
Well, that’s $3,650 yearly gain!
The auxiliary businesses flourish too!.!.!.
breath mints, Rolaids, laundry, to name a few…
not to mention clothing burns replaced!
Even detailers gain as car smells tell
And the professionals…a complete bonanza
starting with teeth, periodontal cleanings!.
Insurance companies get more too, keep adding,
and the doctors…they are salivating for sure!
Need a lung replaced!? No problem, three hundred g’s
but first tests, more tests, blood draws and pricks!.
Less not forget the consults and x-rays too
and lowly cough drops for the hacker’s hack!
The holy grail is the heart attack, arteries clogged
One needs two CPA’s to keep payments rolling!.
Are we getting the picture!? The economy is humming!.
Consider the economic impact of one!.
Yes, yes the family will suffer my early lost!.
But monies saved from nursing homes bills
will more than offset legal fees… to fight!
We’re talking big tobacco payday here!
So, stand aside Mr!. Buffet…
I be worth a whole lot more!Www@QuestionHome@Com