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Question: Do you like part two of this future-whale story!?
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After the last Splash/Freeze in 2012 BCE,
The sea mammals learned to suck the
air from pockets suspended under the ice!.

After the ice cap broke in 51,231 BCE,
they slowly evolved into the creatures we
now know as Setacezons, an uber-itellegent
whale-citizen of the new, submarinal Rome!.

They evolved into a superior intelligence because,
without apposed thumbs, they were unable to
tattoo and have body pierceings!.

This way, they advanced…

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
And I was believing this until you threw in the part about apposed thumbs! lol Tis a whale this story unfolding!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

And they don't depend on fossil fuels!. Plus, it's really difficult for whales to hold a ciggy with their 20 foot flippers, not to mention trying to light a match at 20 fathoms deep!. That alone assures their continued survival!. Except for "Oh no!!! *whale honk of warning*, it' the Ishi Maru on a sushi hunt!. Cheese it!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

No thumbs made it hard for them to play with themselves, thereby causing the species to procreate!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sea mammals have larger brains than Homo Sapiens in proportion to their body size!. I've always expected this to happen!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haha I love it! The stuff you spurt out your blowhole!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ha ha - you're on top form today!Www@QuestionHome@Com