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Question: This is gets funnier everyday!. Do you agree!?
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The History of my Mouth
by TD Euwaite
Toothless ga-ga gob
Unmannered slob
Dribble your food
Spit some crude
Cut a new tooth
Cut your tongue
Screaming renewed
With powerful lungs
Mama and Dada
‘Dem dang big brudda’s
The new milk I get
Comes from some other udder
Reciting rhyme
And hard candy
Very long words
Sweet and dandy
Arithmetical blather
And a punch on the lip
Clinched and gathered
for a schmiss, and a drip
Betty Bailey’s braces
and some other cases
a taste that tickles
like wineWww@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I looked up "prolific" in the dictionary this morning and there was a picture of this bearded fella named Brotbeck!.!.!.
Jeebus man!.!.!.
Slow down and let the rest of us catch up!.!.!.!
It's class by the way!.!.!.
I especially love the line!.!.!."Comes from some other udder"!.!.!.
Really made me smile!
Keep it up (but slow down, LMAO!.!.!.!)
The sun is shining here so I'm off to the shops for a crate of beer, to keep "my mouth" lubricated while I mow the lawn!.!.!.(",)
Later,
D!.
PS!. Do you guys have a Blarney stone in Mo!.!?!?!?
You've surely kissed it!.!.!.!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Hahahaha, yeah it's really funny!.
I love it!.!.
Please help me and answer my question!.!.!.
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
It ain't ya mouth!.!.!.it's you perpendiculars from dat mouf!.!.!.!.uh!.!.!.I'm not awake!.!.!.as can be seen by my refusal to pilot that Stealth this morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com
You've covered life pretty well but I will take beer!. I have never kiss one with braces!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I prefer a beer!. Champagne goes down bubbly too!. With these liquids inside me, I forget about my teeth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Anyone who feels the way you do about wine deserves to lose his teeth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
That is sick!. Vermouth in Napoleon Brandy--good God man, what are you thinking!!!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Yeah !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.It's pretty funny !!!.!.!.!.Rhyme thyme meets The Pre-school Gang!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Phew, speedy read, lots of fun!. KudosWww@QuestionHome@Com
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It hurts my brain haha!.!.!.!. Yeah I guess it is funny even though I don't really get it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I love it!
Remember!.!.!.!.your mouth is only a tool for what spews from your brain!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I bet our Mister TD Euwaite can't hibernate for long!.!.!.he'll be right back as soon as the lightning stops! lolWww@QuestionHome@Com