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Question: What do old poets have for lunch!?
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Lunchtime at the Old Poets Home
by TD Euwaite
TD: The pathways end in near us now…
Elaine: Put a sock in it, you friggin’ old coot!
Marguerite: What are those two going on about now!?
Nurse Spitfire: Never mind them, Margie, it’s lunchtime!.
Marguerite: Are we having puree of Corned Beef on Rye!?
Nurse Spitfire: Yes, Dear!.
TD: The green has gone from our wood!.
Elaine: Your wood ain’t been green since 2015!
Nurse Spitfire: Hush, you two!.
Dondi: Let them go!. It’s like having a matinee show with lunch!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Tears are literally streaming down my face!. Now, for the last time, what's a HENCH!!!!!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
LOL!.!.!.no, really, LOL That's just too funny and I wish I could start every day with tears of laughter!. How do you come up with this stuff!. "Elaine: Your wood ain't been green since 2015!" hehehe!. Thanks TD, that was fun!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Dinner and a show,
Here we go --
Pureéd prurient pondering!.
Flesh willing but mind wandering!.
Call for nurse Ratchett,
Lobotomy is best!.
Senility, you can catch it
Flying oe'r the cuckoo's nest!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
What of an enamel cup of oriental tea and two-day old apple (after writing up a thousand words with the imagery of apple)!. Or something less eccentric - a doughnut!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I thought this to be an old ode, but instead got slammed with pureed corned beef! lol Mechanized food, such appetizing thoughts! Very funny!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Classic!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Definitely a Classic!!!
Thanks for the short skit!.!.!.!.It's Hilarious!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I like to have young poets for lunch!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
LOL - you are so funny TD!. Puree of corned beef on rye - too much!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Can you puree some sauerkraut too!?Www@QuestionHome@Com