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Question: I like Elaine's idea of a school-days story poems!. How is this one!?
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How to Teach Great
by TD Euwaite
Dr!. Camacho slammed the door
behind him!.
Holding the Civics textbook
high overhead, he proclaimed…“You
people are not fit to participate in a Democracy!”
With that, he slammed-dunked the textbook!.
“Here are your new reading assignments:
'Die Traumdeutung' or ‘Interpretation of Dreams’
written by Dr!. Sigmund Freud;
‘Le contrat social, ou des principes de droit politique’ or
‘The Social Contract, or Principles of Political Right’ written
by Jean-Jacques Rousseau;
‘The Holy Bible’ written by Saint Jerome!.
In all, you will find a three-pronged base
that each separate philosophy rests on…
The Id, Ego and Super-ego,
The State, Soveregn and Subject,
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost!.
We will explore which is the horse,
which is the cart, and which
is the driver…”
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Too funny!! At least he made you learn something!! Knowing you, you probably did it all in one night!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
First grade 1951
Mrs!. Conrad
Donnie, stand up and read page 24!.
No!
Donnie! Stand up and read page 24!.
NO!!
DONNIE!!! READ PAGE 24!!!!!!!
You're not my mama, I don't have to!
I find myself suspended by the hair on my head, my feet a few inches from the floor, and a book thrust into my hands!.
READ!!!!
See Dick, See Jane!.
See Jane run!.
See spot run!.
See Jane fall!.
See spot lick Jane's face!.
See Dick help Jane up!.
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A translator is not an author!. Probably the single greatest contributor to the Bible, out of many, is Jeremiah!. He wrote Deuteronomy, Judges, the Books of Samuel, and , of course, the eponymous Jeremiah, among others!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
All that in a day too, impressive teaching! Hopefully it was a semester system!. Your last two stanzas were priceless!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I totally agree with the first answer!! Very well put, analytical, and funny too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Nice poem of school rembrance, But your assignment has
my head in a life time spin! Kudos on the poem and your
survival!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I love this idea and mine is on it's way!
Sounds like Dr!. Camacho was a very interesting teacher!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Great poem! I still remember when my sociology teacher taught us how to pronounce "Jean-Jacques Rousseau"!. I felt that it was really cool!. And Jean Paul Sartre too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Work, work, work!.!.!.!.!.!.tis creativity that is the curse of getting books out!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Great!.Www@QuestionHome@Com