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Quick Study
by TD Euwaite
“Non-qual Puke!.
Lower than whale scum!.”
I didn’t even know whales had scum!.
“Why are you here, NQP!?”
I needed some firefighting signatures
on my Qual-Card!.
“Why are you not qualified
on this equipment!?”
I’d only been onboard two weeks!.
Just then, the Fire Alarm BONG BONG BONG!
I thought to myself how cool it will be to watch
this drill!. The Engineers were moving really fast!.
Just then, the packing around the throttle
popped open and a column of smoke poured out
like water!.
“Crap! There’s a Non-qual back here!” the
Nuclear Reactor Operator shouted!.
One grabbed me by the collar and placed me
at the start of the hose!. “When I tell you, open that valve!”Www@QuestionHome@Com