Is this nursery rhyme better than the first?

Question: Is this nursery rhyme better than the first!?

Humpty Bumpty

Humpty Bumpty, was fat as a hog,
He went out wading, got stuck in a bog!.
Ropes and wenches were to no avail,
Rescue attempt was destined to fail!.
First came his right arm, then came his left,
They couldn't move him due to his heft!.
The gators decided they they'd have a try!.
Humpty did naught but stand there and cry!.
Bite after bite, poor Humpty came loose!.
One gator commented, "He tastes just like goose"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Eat your heart out Brothers Grimm! Good Work Dondi!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Variations of the old, give a new meaning and understanding of the old!. This innovation is good!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Are you still be medicated!? lol Hilarious! Whatever they are serving you keep penning the nursery rhymes!. I do know some x rated Jack and Jill ones!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The only time we wenches are no help at all is when we're trying to wrestle a fat hog out of the mud!. We just can't lift heavy packages!. Funny nursery rhyme!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Loved it Keep up the funny nursery rhymes!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Whatever you're drinking!.!.!.I want some!.
(I know a few also!.!.!.heh, heh!.!.!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gator's gonna gitcha boy!.!.!.!.
Love it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good one!. Very funny!. Keep them coming!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Love it!

Next verse please!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good rhyme however I would not recite it to my grand daughterWww@QuestionHome@Com