One more, then Elysabeth and I have to argue all day. For those keeping score, E

Question: One more, then Elysabeth and I have to argue all day!. For those keeping score, E 1 TD 0, but it's early!.!.!.!.!?

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Hypocondrosys
by TD Euwaite

I need a new malady
complex symptoms
difficult to diagnose,
like Lupus or Crohns

I’m bored with my
simple sickness,
common cold,
an illness unworthy of charity

I want physical suffering,
not some nut-case crap
that any ninny can have!.
I want Johns Hopkins
and the Mayo to scratch their heads…

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

If not Hopkins or Mayo then maybe House
Chugging meds dry and generally soused
His bumbling staff, extremely perplexed
Poking and probing, but still quite vexed
At what could be eating poor TD's brain
Causing him to lie there in pain
He's wishing Poetry!.com would call
Inviting him to the Poets' Ball
Maybe that will cure his ailing snoot
Or perhaps he needs some killer toot
To act as Drano on his schnozz cavity
There he lies in utter depravity
Wishing for pain, a lie quite obscene
He'd rather cruise on dopamineWww@QuestionHome@Com

To quote a friend, "have you lost your gourd!?" Isn't emotional suffering good enough for you!? At least, you don't have the poet's disease EWS (Excessive Word Syndrome)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hahaha!.!.!.funny!
I'm sorry if this is meant to be a serious piece of writing, but it sounds funny and comical to me!.
An enjoyable read, definitely!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am sorry I have been absinthe all day, and therefore have no idea what you are talking about!. Maybe the green fairy could help you again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Reminds me of the A!. A!. Milne poem!.!.!."Christopher Robin had wheezles and sneezles!.!.!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

How about PAFWJ syndrome!?
Positive attitude filled with joy!.!.!.!.I have it and they still can't figure out what's wrong with me!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Do not underestimate the minor - sometimes even the simplest things can take us out!. Stay warm, drink fluids, etc!. ;-)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Blockage in the small intestine!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ding Ding Ding!!! And in this corner Weighing in!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Well feel betterWww@QuestionHome@Com