please read this short, short blurb of a story!.
i asked this yesterday, and said that it was meaningless!. and didn't get the greatest answers!. by meaningless, i meant, i didn't want to be made fun of, since i would never let anybody who knew me read it!. okay so, INPUT PLEASE, thanks!.
my mother is a broom, my father is a lamp!. me!? i am just a simple wooden clothespin!. how i was conceived has surpassed my intellect!. i was cheaply manufactured from bits of scrap wood, but don't underestimate my muscle, willpower, and my distinguished, chiseled features!. on a crisp sunday morning, i sauntered over to the clothes line waiting for my assignment to be given to me!. would i be given the granny panties for the second time that week!? no offense, but it gets laborious trying to stay awake when cradling a garment that permanently stanks of incense and garlic!. or would i be given the black, leather, boot leg pants that had a reputation for having a promiscuous side!?Www@QuestionHome@Com