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Question: Ok, this is for fun, what would be a good title!?
Eh~hem, Gulp, Please!?
Well, when I was a child so meek and mild
Not a cuss word I would utter
Til one night at a family gathering
when I asked for the butter
I asked out once then I asked out twice
Heck, I figured three’s a charm
So, when all ignored I stomped the floor
And yelled “Pass the @%#$ing butter Mom!
(Eh~hem, gulp, please!?)
(this is in no way shape or form to be taken as a "dis" towards it being Mothers Day today, I am merely working on new topics)
**My Mother thought it was cute as my voice was light as a child therefore, I was ignored to a certain point LOL**Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
The old buttered up joke reinvented! lol!. A delightful read for the twist it provided!. I would just go with "Pass the butter" Let the zinger stay until the end!. Well done!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I think the ending phrase is a perfect title!. And no, I don't see this as a dis towards mothers in any shape form or fashion!. If I were to write about my true feelings towards mother dearest!.!.!.well!.!.!.there is a darker side to mother's day, as I'm certain many know!. Anyhow, this is a great read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I know what happens in large family gatherings - this happened once to me - but I just got up and got it myself - the way everyone was talking - they would never have heard me say @#$$% anyway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Then after grandma slaps the @$#^ outta ya for cussing, Mother asks "What was it you want, darlin" to which you reply, "You can bet your sweet *** I don't want no ^%@#&ing butter"!Www@QuestionHome@Com
"The @%#$ing Butter "Www@QuestionHome@Com
Pass the Butter Mother*%#^erWww@QuestionHome@Com