I found the truth behind global catastrophies. It's in a Converb, no?

Question: I found the truth behind global catastrophies!. It's in a Converb, no!?

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Coverb #4
by TD Euwaite

God's car got recked
because he gave the keys to
children
and his insurance is
liability only!.!.!.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

The model earth, how appropriate!. If only State Farm had been there as a good neighbor!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I liked this - too bad there isn't a way for us to contribute to the payment of the "property damage" premium!. Or maybe, that is what we are already doing!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Therer is no truth to this!. God's car is not wrecked, and global catastrophies are not caused by God!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like the metaphor, but I've been away a few days so can you tell me what a converb is!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

When a tree
falls in the forest
the sound
echoes through
the Earth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com